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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6813 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Ores Mined: | 6946 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.
So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.