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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5160 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
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