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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2535 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
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And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary UNICORN that poops out golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds the unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
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