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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 278 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 7788 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!