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SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	110	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

DECIDE, first ONA, Good, how, kyousougiga, Kyousougiga ONA, Kyousougiga ONA first episode, Kyousougiga ONA good, Kyousougiga ONA meh, Kyousougiga ONA specials, Kyousougiga specials, Kyousougiga TV Anime, Kyousougiga TV Anime specials, meh, Minecraft, ONA, remaining ONAs, Server, Specials, TV anime, watch

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2308
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, CYNTHIA, Cynthias, Day, Downloads, Edition, fang board, fic spreadsheet, Fics & Art, goon, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Sunday, thread archives, thread theme, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

HebGoneByeByeCraft

applaud, arch-terrorist, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, ELIMINATION, foreign policy, HebGoneByeByeCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, just, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, military operation, national security, targeted killing, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

advice, amateur horror, analog horror, b.., Blend, creator, Creators, Creature, creature design, horror aesthetics, horror art, horror community, horror creature concept, horror enthusiasts, horror fans, horror genre, horror inspiration, lo-fi, look, Minecraft, Server, Spoopy, tangible

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	257	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

aew, AEW backlash, AEW criticism, AEW detractors, AEW fan base, Alternative, alternative wrestling, disillusioned wrestling fans, Good, Isnt, Minecraft, not a fan, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling community, wrestling critique, wrestling culture, wrestling fan disillusionment, wrestling fan perspective, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling fans opinion, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1138	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

1970s, Car Enthusiast, classic car, cold-hearted, crash, CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE, Cruel, disagreement, Dream car, family conflict, Fault, financial responsibility, hospital bills, husband, in-laws, injury, insurance, medical expenses, refusal, SAVING, selfish

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Kid to Adult Cuisine

acquired taste, Adult, adventurous eating, broadening horizons, changing tastes, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, cuisine, culinary adventures, evolving tastes, expanding palate, experimenting with food, Food, food discovery, food exploration, food preferences, Kid, new foods, picky eater, taste buds, trying new things, unexpected favorites

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is…wait for it…giant slices of pizza! That’s right, our server is filled with delicious food blocks that you can chow down on while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted broccoli that will give you superpowers when you eat it. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs out of your hands? Just munch on some broccoli and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant talking potato who gives out quests and rewards to players who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his challenges, he’ll grant you one wish…but be careful what you wish for, because this potato has a mischievous streak!

So come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Who knew that the key to unlocking your true potential was through the power of food?

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Buildings, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Quests, Resources, Server, Shop, Store, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools, valuable materials

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8259	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	263373
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

go.bestixworld.ru