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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7626 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
