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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6073 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 31 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato house. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here. From building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere to organizing llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs, a floating island made entirely of cake, and a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but stacks and stacks of dirt. Why dirt, you ask? Because why not!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and scratching your head in confusion at the sheer absurdity of it all, then look no further. Join us today and leave a pepe at the door – you’re gonna need all the good luck you can get!
