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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6917 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.
