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BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Animals Bred:	101
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	151223	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Animals Bred:	170	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	6891
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	2877	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	939

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	77	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ores Mined:	4716
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!