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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4398 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8966 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
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Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.
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