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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4102 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”