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OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

awkward, blocks, Challenges, changes, Evolution, growth, Identity, introspection, Journey, lessons learned, life experiences, life stages, Milestones, personal growth, PhaseCraft, Phases, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, transitions

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Love Letters Sent:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

CraftyIsraelStrike

Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-Israel Relations, Iranian military, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, nuclear targets, Officials, oil targets, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, U.S

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mayan Y2K Glitch

2012, Ancient civilization, ancient society, Apocalypse, Astronomy, Calendar, Civilization, computer bug, culture, Doomsday, End of the World, glitch, History, Mayan, mayans, Mesoamerica, prediction, Problem, Prophecy, Technology, timekeeping, y2k

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Crops Grown:	9244	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	214
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

Mythical Mines

Fantasy Adventure Magic Mythology Quests Creatures Enchanted Legends Ancient Legendary Dungeons Dragons Heroes Enchantment Magical Lore Questing Epic Legendary Adventure Uprising, Prison

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	282	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	895
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

play.mythicalmines.net

ScholarMC

Adventure, Community, competitive, Exploration, Fighting, Gaming, Grinding, Ip:, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, ScholarMC, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3457	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

ScholarMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The ScholarMC ip is play.scholarmc.net

play.scholarmc.net

Ember wing – Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life!

1.21, Active Staff, Adventure, appropriate language, be respectful, Cheating, Discord, Economy System, Ember, Ember wing, exploit, Explore, flavor, Isnt, join us today, Life, Modded, No Griefing, Regular Events, Server Rules, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist, WING

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4984

Emberwing Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	Whitelist
Version	1.21
Discord	Join our Discord

Explore a world like no other on Emberwing Minecraft server!

Why Choose Us:

Economy System: Build your empire with our balanced economy.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community with active staff ready to help.
Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and win awesome prizes!

Game Modes:

Survival: Gather resources, build your base, and survive the night.
Modded: Enjoy the world of modded Minecraft.

Join us today on Emberwing Minecraft server for an adventure of a lifetime!

Server Rules:

Be respectful to all players.
No griefing or stealing.
Use appropriate language.
No cheating or exploiting bugs.
Have fun and enjoy the game!

Ready to start your adventure? Join our Discord at https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE to get started. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Emberwing – Your Adventure Begins Here!

WaWa World – Minecraft Server

3D Anniversary Live, art source, Beyond the Way, Breaking Dimensions Kiara, chimera, fire & ice, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, mirage, Myth Reunion, new to Kiara, Pineapple, Previous thread, Retrospective MV, reunion, Server, Seven Days Schedule, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, Takotori MC, The Great Wanderer MV, The Show Goes on, wawa, world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kiara’s latest stream? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate finale of the Seven Days schedule! Join us for some epic gameplay that will have you on the edge of your seat, just like Kiara’s fans during her Myth Reunion stream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so mind-blowing that it will take you beyond the way, through fire and ice, and into the depths of Takotori MC. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Pineapple dimension that will leave you questioning reality.

And if you’re worried about getting lost in the chaos of our server, fear not! We have a Chimera stream that will guide you through the madness, along with a Sleep Talking MV that will help you find your way back to reality.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get wilder than a Holotori Dance party!

Spy x Family Chapter 106 Minecraft SMP

chapter, Chapter 106, critique, Disappointment, family, Frustration, Manga, manga analysis, manga chapter, manga critique, manga disappointment, manga plot, Manga Review, manga series, manga storyline, Minecraft, Pointless, review, smp, Spy, spy x family, wasted chapter

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Look no further, because our server is a complete circus of chaos and insanity! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs, or participate in our annual “Build a Roller Coaster While Being Chased by Creepers” event. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because there’s a TNT cannon competition every Friday)!

NoCarSeatNoCraft

affordable, babysitter, car seats, children, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, emergency, Essentials, evacuation, gas leak, NoCarSeatNoCraft, parenting, reimbursement, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust, Understanding, Walmart, weekend dad

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than dealing with your ex drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even a gas leak couldn’t stop the fun!

Join us for crazy adventures and wild escapades, just like Emma’s mad dash to Walmart to save the day! Who needs car seats when you’ve got a trusty babysitter and a whole world of blocky possibilities?

Forget custody battles and drama, come join our server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle ever! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s weekend dad antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!