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HellCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

alien threats, co-op, Combat, contested planets, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Latest Patch, Minecraft, MODERN, objective-based missions, PC, procedurally generated, PS Vita, ps3, ps4, PS5, PvE, Server, squad-based, Steam, Super-Earth, Third-person Shooter, twin-stick shooter, war status, Wiki

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, come join our server where you can be a Helldiver fighting off alien threats in an interstellar struggle!

Picture this: you and your squad of elite fighters battling it out on contested planets, completing missions to liberate worlds and achieve total strategic victory. And get this – the galactic campaign randomly changes based on whatever the devs feel like doing. Who knows what crazy challenges they’ll throw at you next!

But wait, there’s more! The original Helldivers game is also available on our server, so you can experience the soulful origin of the setting and gameplay formula. It’s a top-down, twin-stick shooter with all the combat you could ever want.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate Helldiver, saving the galaxy one procedurally generated mission at a time. And hey, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds along the way.

Diamonds & Dives – Minecraft Mayhem

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, Combat, contested planets, diamonds, Dives, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, objective-based missions, Patch, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, squad-based, Super-Earth, top down, twin-stick shooter, upcoming warbond, war status, Wiki

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to the most elite fighting force in the galaxy, where you and your squad of Helldivers battle against rising alien threats in a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter! Join us on this epic journey to liberate planets and achieve total strategic victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign that changes based on whatever the devs feel like doing.

But wait, there’s more! Our original HELLDIVERS game, released in 2015, offers top-down, twin-stick shooter gameplay with all the combat you could ever want. It’s available on Steam, PS3, PS4, PS5, and even PS Vita for all your interstellar warfare needs.

Join our server for outrageous battles, insane missions, and the chance to become a legendary Helldiver. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show those aliens who’s boss!

CraftyHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

3rd person shooter, alien threats, Chaos, co-op, collide, contested planets, CraftyHell, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Minecraft, objective-based missions, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, squad-based, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Wiki

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4332	Star Shards Collected:	93
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a wild adventure where you and your squad of elite Helldivers battle to liberate the galaxy from alien threats. Picture this: you’re a badass Helldiver fighting on contested planets, completing insane missions in a procedurally generated world. Each successful mission brings us one step closer to total victory in our galactic campaign that may or may not work (we’re still figuring it out, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the aliens are jealous. We’ve got top-notch gear, crazy loadouts, and the most epic team compositions you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the latest patch – it’s so fire, your mind will be blown.

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you battle aliens, liberate planets, and have a blast with your squad all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a space llama into battle. Trust us, it’s totally legit. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

Digging for Diamonds – Minecraft Mayhem

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, diamonds, Digging, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, hdg, helldiver, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, interstellar struggle, Latest Patch, loadouts, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, objective-based missions, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, samples, squad-based, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, top down, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs!

Imagine this: you are a Creeper Diver, a member of the most elite fighting force in the Minecraft universe. You and your squad will battle against alien threats on various planets, completing insane missions in procedurally generated worlds. Each successful mission brings you one step closer to total victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will transport you to the year 2024, where you can experience co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter action like never before. And the best part? You can play on both Steam and PS5, because we’re just that cool.

If you’re wondering about our origins, don’t worry! Our server is inspired by the legendary Creeper Divers game from 2015. It’s like the OG version, but with a modern twist that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, when in doubt, always remember to watch out for those sneaky Creeper Divers dropping samples on your head. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

MineHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

3rd person shooter, alien threats, Chaos, co-op, collide, contested planets, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, hdg, helldiver, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, interstellar struggle, loadouts, Minecraft, MineHell, News, objective-based missions, Patch, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, Space Cadet Edition, squad-based, Steam, strategic victory, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mines Excavated:	2925	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a Space Cadet and battle alien threats in a hilarious interstellar struggle! Picture this: you and your squad of elite Helldivers are on a mission to liberate planets and achieve total strategic victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out of this world that it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. We’ve got procedurally generated areas of operations, top-down twin-stick shooter gameplay, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in a blocky universe.

Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs regular Minecraft when you can be a Helldiver fighting for Super Earth’s most elite fighting force? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for an adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once!

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, diamonds, Drool, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, HG, landmine, loadouts, News, objective-based missions, Patch, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, rule, squad-based, Steam, strategic victory, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

Adjudicator, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, Digging, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Latest Patch, laughs, loadouts, McMineFace, minecrafty, objective-based missions, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, squad edition, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, Third-person Shooter, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

aid, cbs news, Conspiracy, CraftyCampaigns, denial, foreign interference, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Israel, low iq, MAGA, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, Trump Campaign, Ukraine, US Election, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ores Mined:	8311
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!

QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

compensate, congratulates, Crush, favorite MC, Friends, getting paid, Hero, Ochako, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkSacrificerMC, sacrifice, Sacrifices, saves the world, Saving the World, smp, teaching job, Underappreciated, Unrecognized, useless, Walmart

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Animals Bred:	56
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	158
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

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