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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9451 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.
