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UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

Harmless, harmless object, IMPOSSIBLE, indestructible, kill, Minecraft, non lethal, non toxic, non-dangerous, non-deadly, non-fatal, non-hazardous, non-injurious, non-lethal instrument, non-lethal tool, non-lethal weapon, non-violent, OBJECT, safe object, Safety, smp, Unkillable, UnkillableSpatula

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ores Mined:	2436
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

CraftyCIAmishap

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, black ops, Central Intelligence Agency, cia, conspiracy theories, controversial history, covert missions, CraftyCIAmishap, Espionage, government cover-ups, government scandals, government secrets, human rights violations, national security, political corruption, shadow government, unethical practices, worst thing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that the CIA actually created Minecraft as a secret training program for their agents. So if you want to learn top-secret spy techniques while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the server for you! Plus, we have a hidden underground base where you can uncover government secrets and maybe even find Herobrine himself! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the blocks!

FrozenEuroMC Server

€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	8901
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	144	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8971
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	2094	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1607
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!