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Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Votes:	3782
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!

FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1643	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

Crafty Creepers: Are you already Pre-order this /v/?

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Votes:	8332	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	2440	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	4426	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Yuujiro’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Stronger Than Anything Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Yuujiro – a Minecraft legend who is stronger than the US Military, cancer, aids, ebola, and even the Earth itself! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we follow in the footsteps of the almighty Yuujiro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to defeat cancer, aids, and ebola in-game! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself!

SauceQuest: Find the Culprit

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the mysterious sauce queen! Legend has it that she roams the server, leaving a trail of saucy memes in her wake. Join us on this epic quest to uncover the truth behind this saucy mystery and maybe even score some epic loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted dildos and magical potions. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!