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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8011 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
