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PackAPunch

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Crafting, creativity, Exploration, Factions, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, open world, PvP, rules, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Completely vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, no plugins, no mods, no rules! Have fun! PackaPunch and make the world yours!

PackaPunch.mc.gg

Crafttale

Active Staff, Community, Crafttale, daily events, Dedicated Staff Team, developers, Discord, Economy, Events, Fun, gameplay, Join, love, Mine Mine no Mi Developers, mine mine no mi mod, minecraft server, Mini Games, modded server, Player Shops, Player Support, PvP, Support

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Why you should join?

• Mine Mine no Mi Mod – We Work with the Mine Mine no Mi Mod Developers!

• Dedicated staff team to help you along the way!

• We have Daily Events! PvP! Player shops and more!

Thank you all for the love and support you’ve shown us 🙂 To play, join our discord!

209.222.101.88

“Disenchanted SMP: Where survival is harder than making friends on Myspace! Java 1.21, Events, and a side of Discord.

apply today, Discord, Disenchanted, Events, Friends, Fun, grow, Harder, java, making, myspace, player-run shops, pvp arena, Quests, Side, smp, Special Events, Survival, survival server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Ores Mined:	7694	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Disenchanted SMP Overview

Features	Description
Quests	Engage in exciting quests to challenge your survival skills.
Player Run Shops	Create and manage your own shops to trade with other players.
PVP Arena	Battle against other players in a designated PVP arena.
Special Events	Participate in special events for unique rewards and fun activities.

Apply today and join the Disenchanted SMP community to experience all these exciting features!

Discord: https://discord.gg/RaV8AKQJ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting our Discord server and following the application instructions provided there.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be communicated to you upon joining the server.
Can I participate in special events even as a new player?	Absolutely! Special events are open to all players, regardless of their experience level. It’s a great way to get involved and meet other members of the community.

Collapse Kamala’s Minecraft Server

32 hours, Analysis, Campaign, Candidate, collapse, countdown, Crisis, Defeat, Democrat, Downfall, election, Failure, kamala, Kamalas, leadership, Loss, Minecraft, Political, prediction, PRESIDENTIAL, Server, speculation, strategy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	243	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Kamala Harris herself couldn’t handle it for more than 32 hours! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your campaign collapses, whichever comes first)! With our unique gameplay and wacky community, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now before Kamala beats you to it!

Fleshlight Faces Minecraft SMP

adult toys, BDSM, Dominant, Domination, faces, FANTASY, fetish, fleshlight, Girls, Kinky, Minecraft, mouths, Naughty, oral, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, Sensation, sex toys, smp, Submission, submissive

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Animals Bred:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the girls are always ready to have their mouths used…for talking, of course! We have a community of players who love to chat and joke around while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Join us for a chance to meet our resident “mouth users” who will keep you entertained with their witty banter and hilarious antics. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, our girls are not to be underestimated! They may seem sweet and innocent, but they are fierce competitors in PvP battles and will stop at nothing to claim victory. So if you think you have what it takes to join our crazy crew, come on in and see if you can keep up with the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than the stories are the players themselves!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

10 year old, 12-year-old, AITAH, book store, choose their own path., Christian, deconvert, different perspective, Evidence, family, forced to go to church, Holycraft, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, not believing in god, not going to church, radio station, Religious, Researching, Server, studying, Telling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being forced to go to church 4-5 times a week? Do you want to escape the wrath of your religious family? Join our Minecraft server and let your true non-believing self shine!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have seen the light (or lack thereof) and want to express their true beliefs without judgment. We have a community of like-minded individuals who will support you in your journey to freedom from religious constraints.

Join us and let your inner atheist out to play! Build a world where logic and reason reign supreme, and where you can finally be yourself without fear of persecution from your family. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to breaking free from religious indoctrination?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be unapologetically atheist and have a blast doing it! Let’s show your family that there’s more to life than just blind faith – there’s Minecraft!

TurkeyCraft or RoomieRage

adhd, Communication, Cooking, coping mechanisms, emotional response, Emotional support, emotions, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, holiday, mental health, misunderstandings, overreacting, RoomieRage, self esteem, self worth, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, unresolved feelings

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	174935	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what block to build with next!

On our server, you can cook as many virtual turkeys as you want without your mom stealing your thunder. Plus, if you have ADHD, no worries! Your blocks won’t run away from you like your thoughts do.

Join us and build a world where you’re the master chef of your own destiny. No more Thanksgiving meltdowns, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

MistakeNotMadeMC SMP

avoiding mistakes, biggest mistake, Decision making, didn’t make, Failure, goal-setting, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, missed opportunities, MistakeNotMadeMC, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, Risk-taking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	112
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Moo Moo. Or how about participating in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser gets thrown into a pit of angry wolves?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft and having a blast while doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence. Just remember, the biggest mistake you didn’t make was not joining sooner!

DreamCraftz

anxiety, bedtime, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime thoughts, DreamCraftz, insomnia, mental chatter, Nighttime, overthinking, Relaxation, Routine, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep meditation, sleep patterns, sleep routine, sleep struggles, stress, Thoughts, winding down

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to a world where pigs fly (literally) and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

StraitCraft Minecraft Server

Beijing, China, Conflict, defiance, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, German warships, germany, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval exercise, SECURITY, Server, StraitCraft, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Tension, Warnings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9441
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Votes:	5679
Gods Slained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like warships? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where u can sail german warships across the taiwan strait and defy beijing’s warnings! be a rebel, be a pirate, be a minecraft legend on our server! join now for the craziest adventure of ur life! let’s goooooooo!