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New Season Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where every season is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that this season, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the zombies are forming a boy band.

Not to mention, our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing llamas!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Votes:	3888
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Votes:	1131	Dragon Eggs Found:	3162
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Farms Harvested:	555
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Star Shards Collected:	140
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7209
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Micro Bone Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	3513	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	127	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!

classmate request, Dismissive, edits, Empathy, graduation ceremony, graduation speech, GraduationCraft, high school, hijack, inspiration, Journey, mental health, original speech, pandemic, resilience, Selfishness, sensitivity, Speech, speech delivery, spotlight, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3616	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of classmates trying to steal your spotlight at important events? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual stage to shine on! No more drama, just fun and games in a world where you make the rules.

Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.

Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!