TAIWAN IS SHAKING RN 🤣🤣
BUT FOR REAL, JOIN THIS SERVER AND WE’LL PROTECT U FROM CHINA’S FISHY BUSINESS 🐟🐠
WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR TO FIGHT OFF THE FISHY INVADERS 🛡️💎
SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WE’LL KEEP U SAFE FROM THE FISHY FOES 🐡🦈
MINECRAFT SERVER OF THE CENTURY, FISHY FIGHTS AND FUN ALL DAY LONG 🎮🐟🤪
But that’s not even the craziest part, bro. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater redstone engineering. They build epic underwater cities and have a secret society dedicated to finding the lost city of Atlantis.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will follow you around like loyal companions.
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your brain power and a sense of humor, because things are gonna get wacky up in here!
| Description | Hello! We are looking for any players who wants to establish their own colony and explore the world. We have a large range of magic and technology mods, so you can play however you’d prefer, We even have clockwork, which would allow you to build any custom moving vehicle or structure. |
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| Features | Join or create your own colonies, develop your society, go up against other colonies, custom recipes for items, a variety of mods to choose from. |
| Main Mod List | View Mod List |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/VP3Vkt9krY |
| Can I create my own colony? | Yes, you can join or create your own colonies in-game. |
| Are there grace periods for new colonies? | Yes, grace periods apply so everyone has a fair chance. |
| Is feedback welcome? | Yes, we are happy to hear any feedback to improve the server. |
Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. They will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, which will grant you unlimited power and make you the envy of all your friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks who will challenge you to epic building competitions. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!
Tired of dealing with mother-in-laws who just won’t quit? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only meddling comes from creepers blowing up your house!
Join us and let off some steam by building your dream home, far away from judgmental in-laws and angry phone calls. Who needs family drama when you can have fun exploring new lands and battling mobs instead?
So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is your way to the top of the leaderboard!
Reasons to join our server: – We have a special “Biscuits and Gravy” mini-game where you can hunt down ingredients in the virtual world to make your own delicious meal! – Our server is filled with cooking shows playing 24/7, so you’ll never have to miss out on your favorite food inspiration. – We offer swim classes in-game, so you can practice your strokes while exploring underwater caves and hidden treasures. – Our community is full of players who love to share responsibilities, just like OP and his wife (minus the drama)!
So come join us and never go to bed hungry again! Who needs real-life nachos when you can have virtual biscuits and gravy on our server? 😉
