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Minecraft SMP: Min Craft Wage

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Votes:	3452
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

> So, picture this: you’re stuck in a dead-end job, your girlfriend has left you for some trust fund douchebag, and your parents are breathing down your neck about working harder. Sounds like a real snooze-fest, right? Well, fear not, because I’ve got just the solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.

> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?

> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Lady Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Do you love mining and crafting with a side of girl power? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can team up with badass ladies who know how to dominate the game! From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female-led community will show you how it’s done. Plus, rumor has it that our resident queen bee has a secret stash of diamonds that she’s willing to share with her loyal subjects. So if you’re ready to join a server where girls rule and boys drool, then hop on board and let the fun begin!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Villages Defended:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the Macarena, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and eternal chicken nuggets.

But beware, our server is also haunted by the infamous Potato Ghost, a spud-loving specter who will haunt your dreams until you build him a potato palace fit for a king. Don’t worry, he’s a pretty chill ghost once you get to know him.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Character development, determination, friendship, Goat, long tail tag, loyalty, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, Narutos, ninja, perseverance, Redemption, Rivalry, sacrifice, Sasuke, Server, Shinobi, teamwork

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3444	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool kids out there!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where Sasuke himself will guide you through epic quests and challenges. That’s right, the legendary ninja himself is a part of our server and he’s ready to show you why he’s the GOAT!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. And did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings your praises? It’s true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Sasuke and unlock the ultimate power of friendship…or something like that. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to win is by discovering the secret ending of a wacky Light Novel adaptation! Join us for a chance to uncover the ultimate plot twist and become the hero of the server!

But beware, the journey to the end is filled with hilarious obstacles and crazy challenges. From fighting off zombie chickens to building a roller coaster out of diamond blocks, anything can happen in this wild world.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers or participate in a dance-off with a group of creepers? Only here, where the fun never stops and the laughs never end.

Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just be the one to uncover the epic conclusion of the Light Novel and become a legend in our wacky world!

WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bosses, Custom crafts, custom enchantments, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Minecraft, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Russian, Server, WitherTime.ru

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	446166
Players Killed by Monsters:	7926	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!

WitherTime.ru

Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of being in debt and feeling like a creeper is about to explode on your finances? Join our Minecraft server and mine your way to financial freedom! Our players have paid off their credit card debt by finding diamonds, emeralds, and even a rare block of debt-free obsidian! Join now and start digging your way out of debt while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting to be discovered? Join us today and say goodbye to financial stress!

GF Tits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Sleepless Gaming

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9665	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

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The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	2530
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!