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CNN News Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Farms Harvested:	554
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	218	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Items Found:	8857
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6232
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Votes:	6589
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	2713	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6707	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
New Chunks Explored:	993577	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	321	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Magic Items Found:	4449
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!