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United Crafters

Builder, Crafters, Creative, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, hermitcraft, Mindcrack, Mini Games, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Season, Server, smp, Survival, United, Vanilla

United Crafters SMP Overview

Description
Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server! New season starting soon join our discord https://discord.gg/SxPxRfJ9TR for more information.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is United Crafters SMP?	United Crafters SMP is a Minecraft server for players 15 years or older, inspired by the Hermitcraft server. We welcome players of all playstyles and have a friendly community.
How can I join United Crafters SMP?	To join our server, you can apply through our website or join our Discord server for more information on the application process.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join United Crafters SMP.
What kind of players are welcome on the server?	We welcome players of all playstyles, whether you enjoy building, redstone engineering, exploring, or other aspects of Minecraft.

Nocturnal Utopia Experiment 1.21.4
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Yo, bro, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the rat utopia experiment? Like, imagine a place where the beautiful ones roam free and live that nocturnal lifestyle. It’s like a dystopian paradise, but in Minecraft form.
Join our server for a crazy adventure where you can embrace your inner rat and live like the beautiful ones. Who needs sunlight when you can thrive in the darkness of the Minecraft world? It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will make you question reality.
So, if you’re ready to ditch the daylight and embrace the nocturnal life, then join our server today. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. Let’s get weird and wacky in the world of Minecraft!

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NoIllegalBlocksAllowed
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If I had the power, I would make it illegal to not join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block every time they dug a hole. Legend has it they became the richest player in all of Minecraft land! And that’s not all, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

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CraftyPutin2020
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LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a Trump tweetstorm! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers that explode in glitter instead of blowing up your house.
Our server is so lit, even Trump is playing on it – but shhh, don’t tell anyone, he’s actually a Russian spy trying to steal our diamond blocks. But it’s all good, we got a secret weapon – a dancing llama named Larry who spits out rainbow lasers.
If you wanna join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun, then hop on over and let’s get this party started! Let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous.

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RPG Server Advert

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Server Overview

Modpack	Dark RPG 1.20.1 (Fabric)
Guild Hall	Future upgrades include mob training rooms, public & private trade spaces, an auction system, and a bounty board.
Flexible Base Building	Establish your own space while keeping it accessible to others (preferably near the center).
Thriving Economy	Player-run market and scheduled auctions for exclusive trades.
Limited Slots	10-player cap ensures a tight-knit, dedicated community.

Requirements

Microphone Required	For proximity voice chat and initial screening.
Age Requirement	Players must be at least 18 years old.
Verification	A short voice interview ensures community compatibility.

Why Join?

Collaborative Gameplay: A unique experience where players shape the world together.
Influence Development: Early members help decide future guild features.
Immersive RPG Elements: A mix of adventure, quests, and a community-driven economy.
Exclusive Community: Small but dedicated player base for a high-quality experience.

Join vetting server here: https://discord.gg/W9HfFeF9mH

The Unknown Realm 1.20.1
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly and cows wear sunglasses. That’s right, on this server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.
So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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No Money No Problem Minecraft Server
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So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, NOT on this server, my dude.
Join our Minecraft server and never worry about creepers ruining your day again! We have a special anti-creeper forcefield that keeps those pesky green guys at bay. You can mine to your heart’s content without fear of explosion!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land dropping diamonds in its wake. If you’re lucky enough to catch a glimpse of this sparkly beauty, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.
So come on down to our server, where the creepers are scared, the diamonds are plentiful, and the dance floor is always bumpin’. You won’t regret it, I promise!

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CitizenCraft: Debt-Free Retirement!
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Are you tired of being stuck in debt and dreaming of a luxurious retirement in a far-off land? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sell your citizenship for a cool 5 million in-game currency. Use that money to pay off your debts and start a new life in our virtual paradise. Who needs the real world when you can live like a king in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. So what are you waiting for? Sell your citizenship, join our server, and start living the dream today!

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Crocodile Climate Change Fun
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join our epic minecraft server where crocodiles are the rulers and you gotta survive in their crazy world! build your own crocodile army and take over the server! but watch out for the climate change, it might make the crocs even more ferocious! who will come out on top in this wild adventure? join now and find out! 🐊🔥🌎 #crocodilekingdom #minecraftmadness

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Gangersmirmovaa server minecraft
Fun, Gaming, GanGersmirmovaa, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server
The description of the server server “GanGersmirmovaa” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Gangersmirmovaa.aternos.me:44372

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