TURBOHACK Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

1. CraftyKoreans 2. WaiterWars 3. ServiceSass 4. JudgementCraft 5. KoreanskNOWbest 6. MineFussyKoreans 7. SassCrafters 8. KoreKraze 9. DiamondDiners 10. CraftyCustomers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crops Grown:	2509
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	1093	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4988	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of being judged by Koreans for your lack of waiter skills in real life? Fear not, on our Minecraft server, all players are treated with respect and no one cares how well you can serve virtually! Plus, we have a virtual Google review system where you can rate your fellow players on their block-building skills. Join us now and escape the judgement of real life Koreans!

SlayuCraft – Where Sayu fans unite to mine, craft, and lol together! #SayuSquad

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, say no more! Join our server, where Sayu herself will guide you through epic adventures and build the most outrageous creations.

Imagine mining diamonds while Sayu serenades you with her angelic voice on Twitch and YouTube. Plus, follow her on Twitter for hilarious updates and check out her merch for some seriously stylish gear.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and get access to exclusive Sayu content and VODs that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Don’t miss out on the Sayu experience – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

MetriCraft: The Prime Server – where Metroid fans unite to prove the haters wrong! #minecraft #overrated #lolzy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Tired of hearing all the hype about Metroid Prime? Come join our Minecraft server and leave those overrated space adventures behind! Our server is so epic, even Samus herself wanted to trade in her power suit for a pickaxe. We have custom-built worlds that will make your jaw drop faster than a Chozo artifact. And forget about boring old bosses like Ridley and Mother Brain, we’ve got creepers and zombies that will make you wish you had your own arm cannon. So say goodbye to Metroid Prime and hello to the most legendary Minecraft server in the galaxy!

PutinMonkeTrumpMonkeLolz – Where outdated memes go to die and cringe culture thrives! Join us for a chaotic Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where Putin monke and Trump monke are living their best lives! These monkeys are actually civilized, unlike those crazy apes running amok. Leftists beware, we don’t skin helpless animals here – we let them run free and join in on the fun! So come join us on our server where the monkeys rule the land and the only thing we glorify is science (and maybe the occasional banana). See you there!

LOLcraft Coop Squad – Join the Trendy Cooperative Games General server now! ‘/coopg/’ for the win! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dimension Hops:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and being a lone wolf? Come join our Minecraft server where teamwork is key and cooperation is the name of the game! We’ve got games like Helldivers 2, Darktide, Vermintide, Payday 2, and even Payday 3 – because who doesn’t love robbing banks with their friends, amirite?

In our server, you’ll experience epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and heart-pounding adventures. Join us for the release of the “Democratic Detonation” Warbond in Helldivers 2 – maybe the crashes are finally gone! Or dive into the waves in Vermintide 2 and face off against hordes of enemies in A Parting of the Waves. And don’t forget to check out the Path of Redemption update in Darktide – it’s coming late April 2024, so mark your calendars!

But that’s not all – we’ve got plans for the future too! Get ready for games like Killing Floor 3, Den Of Wolves, EDF 6 Western/PC Release, DarkSwarm, and more. It’s going to be an epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and camaraderie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of cooperative gameplay like never before! Who knows, you might just find your new gaming BFF while you’re at it. Let the fun begin!

CraftyCrybabies: Where griefing is encouraged and tear-filled mobs await! #MinecraftMadness #CryHardOrGoHome

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Have you ever cried in public? Probably because you missed out on joining our epic Minecraft server! I mean, I cried when I dropped out of university, but then I found this server and it changed my life. Join us now and let’s cry tears of joy together as we build, mine, and conquer the blocky world! Trust me, this server is better than a degree in underwater basket weaving.

LOL Season Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Well, look no further than our server! We have so much chaos and ridiculousness happening that you’ll forget all about that “boring” season you were playing on before.

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, epic quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and a community of players who have mastered the art of creating the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best troll face – you’ll need it!

LOLcraft: U Remember the Name

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

that one time you joined a Minecraft server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. The admins were actually friendly unicorns who gave you wings to fly around the server and shoot fireballs at creepers. You were crowned the king of the server and all the other players bowed down to you as you rode your majestic llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes. So why join this server? Because who wouldn’t want to be part of a magical world where anything is possible and unicorns reign supreme?! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LuxCraft: Where we don’t care about neutrality, just building epic creations and kicking Swiss butt. Join us now!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9368	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Hey there, crafters! Tired of those boring Swiss servers that everyone seems to be flocking to? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join a Minecraft server that gives zero Fs about the Swiss! Our server is based in the majestic country of Luxembourg, where we rule with an iron fist and a diamond sword.

Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.

So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!

CraftyNomads – Epic MC Server – #420BlazeIt

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Emeralds Found:	5121	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocks on! Join us for a wild ride with HoloEN where you can jam out to their original songs like “mumei” and “HOLOTORI Dance!” But that’s not all, we also have Stellar Stellar by Hoshimachi Suisei and The Forgotten Song by Hatsune Miku – it’s a musical extravaganza! And if you’re looking for some laughs, check out our hilarious Chapters, Clips, and Music Videos. Don’t miss out on our Holosummer and CtW events – the party never stops on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin! But remember, NO printers allowed – we’re here for a good time, not drama!