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BlazeWatchinMC SMP – “iCan’tFocusWithoutWeed”

addiction, Attention, BlazeWatchinMC, Cannabis, Cinema, concentration, distraction, Entertainment, film, Focus, Habit, HIGH, iCantFocusWithoutWeed, Marijuana, mind-altering, Movie, Relaxation, smp, Struggle, substance, Thc, Watching, Weed

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	201	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Towns Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of watching movies without getting high first? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage all players to smoke weed before watching any film on our virtual movie nights! Our community believes that the best way to enjoy a movie is by being completely baked out of your mind. So if you want to join a server where getting stoned is not only encouraged but mandatory for movie nights, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your own stash because sharing is not caring in this virtual world.

GF Roomies Vacay Fun

Adults, aita, Beliefs, family, Fun, Girlfriend, holiday, ideologies, immature, Outdated, Petty, plane tickets, Property, refusing, religious beliefs, roomies, rules, share room, signal, united front, vacation, Vacay

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	3565
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Buildings Constructed:	10	Potions Brewed:	94

Are you tired of being told where you can sleep by your girlfriend’s parents? Do you want to break free from outdated beliefs and have a vacation on your own terms? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interference from meddling in-laws!

On our server, you can create your own rules and live by them without anyone telling you what to do. Want to share a bed with your girlfriend before marriage? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself to show your dominance? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Join now and show your girlfriend’s parents that you are the master of your own destiny, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft. Don’t let anyone dictate your vacation plans – take control and have some fun with us!

ParentalSMPNoFlex

authoritative parenting, childhood rules, discipline, family rules, household expectations, Parental authority, parental control, parental discipline, parental expectations, parental guidance, parental restrictions, ParentalSMPNoFlex, Parenting Style, strict authority, strict household, Strict Parenting, strict parents, strict rules, strict upbringing, strict upbringing practices, upbringing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of your parents? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have zero parental supervision! That’s right, you can finally build that giant statue of a chicken without anyone telling you to clean your room.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. Our server is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing stricter than your parents is the lava flow in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

PresiCraft: Snap & Rule

alive, Choice, Country, decision, Democracy, dream, election, FANTASY, Fingers, Government, ideal candidate, imagination, leadership, Pick, Political, power, PresiCraft, president, rule, Snap, US, wish

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
New Chunks Explored:	609372	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Ever wanted to have the power to make anyone president of the US just by snapping your fingers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and become the ultimate puppet master of American politics. Want to see your favorite celebrity in the Oval Office? Done. How about your pet goldfish? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride of presidential shenanigans!

MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence report, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, potential threat, preemptive strike, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, US officials

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

lol join this epic minecraft server and avoid the impending war between Iran and Israel on Monday!!! US officials have arrived in the Middle East but who cares when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your friends on this server!!! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before it’s too late!!! 🐷🐉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #PigPower #EpicWarrior

CraftyBiden vs NettyBull

biden, Conflict, CraftyBiden, dealmaking, Diplomacy, diplomatic language, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, hostage deal, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, NettyBull, Politics, scolding, Tension, united states

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2677	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. You gotta join cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with you and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are like, super bling bling, ya know?

One time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 seconds. It was cray cray, dude. And another time, we had a zombie apocalypse but instead of brains, they just wanted to dance the Macarena.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with talking parrots that can give you life advice? Yeah, it’s wild, man. So come join our server and let’s get this party started!

EcoCraft: Tree-mendous Damage Control!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon footprint, climate change, conservation efforts, control, corporate responsibility, Damage, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, Energy companies, environmental damage, environmental impact, ethical practices, greenwashing, habitat loss, Natural resources, palm oil, tree planting, Treemendous, wildlife preservation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	68	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Zombie Dances:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we plant trees like it’s nobody’s business! We may have caused some deforestation with our palm oil trees, but don’t worry, we’re making up for it by planting a ton of new trees in other areas. Plus, we’ve got some crazy biodiversity going on – you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across while exploring our server. So come on down and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Dig your way through MINEWARD and conquer epic quests and dungeons in this classic RPG server!

Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, Conquer, Custom Mobs, Dig, Dungeons, Epic, EULA Compliant, grind, Items, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Minecraft, Mineward, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quests, RPG, Server, tombs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	167
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	981248	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Features:

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
Random fun activities.
EULA compliant, non-P2W server. Passion project!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server EULA compliant?	Yes, we are a EULA compliant, non-P2W server.
What version does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19.4-1.21 for both Java and Bedrock editions.
Are there custom mobs and items?	Yes, the server features custom mobs and items, though without custom models.
What type of activities can players expect?	Players can enjoy activities such as cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding, and more.

CraftyTactics Minecraft Server

&Tactical General, Battle Brothers, battletech, Conflict, CraftyTactics, Door Kickers, escape from tarkov, fps, Full Spectrum Warrior, gates of hell, ghost recon, Ground Branch, hell let loose, Hitman, hunt showdown, Insurgency, Jagged Alliance, men of war, metal gear, Minecraft, Project Reality, rainbow six, ready or not, RTT, Server, Silent Storm, Splinter Cell, squad, stealth, swat, TBT, thief, tps, wargame, Warno, XCOM

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	4866
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bigger than your mom’s basement? Look no further than our server, where we’ve built one giant city that will make you feel like an ant in a world of giants.

Join us for insane battles and tactical gameplay that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. We’ve got everything from first person shooters like Rainbow Six and Counter-Strike to turn based tactics like XCOM and Jagged Alliance.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got real time tactics games like Wargame and Men of War, where you’ll have to think fast and act even faster to survive. And if you’re into stealth, we’ve got games like Hitman and Metal Gear that will have you sneaking around like a ninja in the night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re more dangerous than a group of griefers on a rampage.

SMPMania: The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure >draw a man

Adventure, art, artistic interpretation, controversial art, creativity, cultural criticism, draw a man, draw a man call it a woman, drawing, equality, Expression, feminism, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gtdraw, illustration, man, Minecraft, Modern art, smp, SMPMania, social commentary, societal norms, thought-provoking art, traditional beliefs, Ultimate

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where drawing a man and calling it a woman is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it. Another time, a group of players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the server, causing chaos wherever they went.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests and skydiving competitions off of the tallest tower in the server. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?