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BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	656
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4363	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magic Items Found:	8630
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6603
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

Alimony, court decision, CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer, Divorced, ENTITLEMENT, Financial, gender equality, Indian, Justice, landmark ruling, Legal, maintenance, marital status, Marriage, matrimonial law, Muslim, RIGHTS, rules, Support, SUPREME COURT, Women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: No Fear, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, crisis management., current events, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Events, fear, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, naval incident, News, Political, russia, SECURITY, submarine disaster, Tension, US

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, this place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory!

we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, and villagers tradin’ diamonds for dirt blocks. it’s a madhouse, i tell ya!

one time, we had this epic battle between a group of players and a herd of zombie chickens. it was cluckin’ chaos, but so much fun!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with treasure chests and traps. it was like somethin’ out of a movie, i swear!

so if you wanna have a blast and laugh your blocky butt off, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise!

MutantCraft: Portal to Chaos

alternate dimensions, Chaos, chaotic energy dimension, claws, comic books, fast running, genetic mutations, human mutations, Marvel, mutant abilities, mutant powers, mutant society, MutantCraft, Mutants, Optimistic, optimistic view, Portal, portal eyes, superhero team, Superpowers, x-men, X-Men franchise

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8896	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our server where you can be a MINECRAFT MUTANT, not like those lame x-men mutants, we’re talking CRAZY mutations like SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES or GROWING WINGS MADE OF DIAMONDS.

we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment on yourself to unlock new powers, like turning into a CREEPER whenever you get scared or being able to TELEPORT TO THE NETHER just by sneezing.

but be careful, because some mutations can have side effects like turning your skin into obsidian or making you speak in ZOMBIE GROANS.

join now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT MUTANT, because who needs claws when you can have LASER EYES?

Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

AMERICANS, avoidance, blocky, Covid-19 pandemic, Covidian, disgust, distrust, fear, group dynamics, health concerns, infection risks, pandemic response, PARANOIA, partisan divide, Perception, political affiliation, political party, Politics, public opinion, republicans, social behavior, social distancing, Vulnerability, wary

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8649	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?