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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4037 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!
join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!
and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!