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AstrologyCraft SMP – StarrySigns

aloof, aquarius girls, aries girls, astrology, AstrologyCraft, belle delphine, cancer girls, capricorn girls, elsa jean, emotional, feminine, gemini girls, gold diggers, hannah hays, hypersexual, Kimberlee, leo girls, libra girls, NARCISSISTS, pisces girls, promiscuous, sagittarius girls, scorpio girls, selfish, smp, StarrySigns, Talkative, taurus girls, Tomboys, virgo girls

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the zodiac signs determine your gameplay? Look no further, because on this server, Aries girls are basically dudes, Taurus girls are gold diggers, Gemini girls are always getting busy with different guys, and Cancer girls… well, who knows what they’re up to.

But wait, there’s more! Leo girls are all about that attention, Virgo girls are basically adult film stars, Libra girls never stop talking, Scorpio girls are ruled by the planet of death magic and power (watch out!), Sagittarius and Capricorn girls are mysterious enigmas, Aquarius girls are just plain selfish, and Pisces girls are all about the emotions.

Join now for a wild ride of zodiac drama and Minecraft madness! Who knew astrology could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and creepers?

OpinionCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, body image issues, Communication Issues, criticism, Cultural differences, expressing opinions, family conflict, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion criticism, fashion preferences, generational differences, Individuality, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, OpinionCraft, parental influence, personal style, self-confidence, Self-expression, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	85
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want without your mom criticizing you! Tired of being told your outfit is too colorful or too patterned? Join us and wear your Isoka hoodie with pride! No more boring outfits allowed, only fun and funky fashion choices here.

Our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves through their clothing choices. Whether you want to wear socks with your espadrilles or layer a corset with a dress, we support you! Embrace your unique style and show off your creativity without fear of judgment.

Join us and say goodbye to fashion critics like the player’s mom in this story. Let your inner fashionista shine and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend with your bold and daring outfits! So come on in and let your fashion freak flag fly high.

CarCraftin’ Drama: No Lies, Just Rides!

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraftin, Communication, consequences, Drama, friendship, Honesty, Integrity, Kindness, Lies, lying.., overreacting, ownership, Reliability, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Trust, trustworthiness, VALUES

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is a big deal! Just like how this player’s friend broke their trust by lying about a doctor’s appointment to borrow a car, we promise not to break your trust by providing the most epic Minecraft experience ever.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual car to drive around in Minecraft! Who needs a real car when you can have a pixelated one, am I right?

And don’t worry, we won’t pull a Sarah on you and take advantage of your kindness. We value honesty and integrity in our virtual world, so you can trust us to provide a fun and fair gaming experience.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise not to lie about doctor’s appointments to borrow your car, that’s why! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreators SMP: “NeverUsedIt”

consumer feedback, CraftyCreators, customer satisfaction, design flaws, design process, FUNCTIONALITY, NeverUsedIt, poorly designed, Product Design, product development, product failure, product feedback, product flaws, product improvement, product innovation, product testing, product testing errors, product usability, smp, usability, user experience, user interface, user testing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where everything is so poorly designed that you’ll question if the creators even know how to play Minecraft! Our server is filled with wonky structures, glitchy redstone contraptions, and mobs that have clearly never seen the light of day.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun! From chickens that can fly to villagers that speak in riddles, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our hilariously dysfunctional world!

RetroCraft: Lost in Time

1970s, accident, adaptation, Alternate Reality, confusion, coping, Culture Shock, Exploration, History, identity crisis, learning, Lost, new beginning, Nostalgia, Retro, RetroCraft, Survival, Technology, Time, time displacement, time travel, uncertainty

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to the groovy 1970s! Forget about modern technology and embrace the funky vibes of bell-bottoms and disco balls.

Build your own lava lamp-inspired base, groove to retro tunes while mining for diamonds, and challenge other players to a lava lamp dance-off.

But be warned, rumors say that a secret portal to the future exists on the server. Will you find it and make it back to present day, or will you be stuck in the past forever? Join now and find out!

TacoCraft: Judge Judy Edition

checks and balances, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in danger, democratic institutions, Edition, Government, international relations, judge, judicial independence, judicial reform, Judy, justice system, Legal System, Mexican politics, mexico, Mexico-US relations, political reform, Politics, Risk, Rule of Law, separation of powers, TacoCraft, US Ambassador

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magic Items Found:	2442
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	635479	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna get all political and stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we debate mexico’s planned judicial reform and its impact on democracy while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. our us ambassador will be there dropping some major knowledge bombs and maybe even throwing in some diamond armor for good measure. join us for a server experience like no other, where democracy and minecraft collide in the most epic way possible. u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

SwainCraft3.0 Season 3! Now with added vanilla flavor and a hint of adulting for +18 USA Java 1.21 players!

Active, ADDED, adulting, Community, Details, Discord, Dragon.., Fight, flavor, fresh start, grind, Hint, java, Minecraft, op, Players, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, SwainCraft3.0, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dimension Hops:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

SwainCraft 3.0 Server Overview

Server Name	SwainCraft 3.0
Focus	Early/mid-game grind, community building
World Reset	Fresh start
Contact	discord: sarahswain

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of SwainCraft 3.0?	The main focus is on early/mid-game grind and community building.
When was the world reset?	We just reset the world tonight for a fresh start.
How can I join the server?	Contact sarahswain on discord for more details on how to join.

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, fat, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, obese, overweight, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecating, Server, Unhealthy, weight issues, weight loss

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, explicit content, FapCraft, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, loving housewife, naughty fantasies, post tags, previous, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, taboo topics, Talk

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	265
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!