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HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

annoying habits, arrogance, bad, bad hygiene, BETRAYAL, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, HateCraft, ignorance, insensitivity, instant hate, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, WiFi

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	30668	Void Armor Forged:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Animals Bred:	181	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

Pixel Love Den

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Connection, Den, everyday gestures, Gratitude, Intimacy, Kindness, love, loyalty, PIXEL, relationship, Respect, small gestures, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all by yourself in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with friendly players who will shower you with virtual hugs and cookies whenever you log on. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, our resident bard will serenade you with songs about your Minecraft achievements.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and heartwarming Minecraft adventures of your life!

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, BlastCraft, Bridges, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, HIMARS, Kursk Oblast, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, Operation, Precision, russia, Russian, Server, strike, strikes, tactical, Target, WARFARE

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up stuff like HIMARS strikes target Russian bridges and military equipment in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs that poop diamonds, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this insanity? Let’s goooooo!

JoblessKoreansCraft

career prospects, discouraged job seekers, economic challenges, job abandonment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job hunting, job insecurity, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job scarcity, Job Search, jobless generation, jobless youth, JoblessKoreansCraft, joblessness, south korea, unemployment, young South Koreans, youth unemployment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	4683	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

yo, u tired of tryna find a job in south korea? well, come join our minecraft server instead! we got virtual jobs for days, no need to deal with real life bs. plus, who needs a job when u can build ur own virtual empire in minecraft? forget the real world, come live in our pixelated paradise where the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

WildlifeWars2070

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, crowded spaces, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, global biodiversity., habitat destruction, habitat encroachment, habitat fragmentation, habitat preservation, human-animal conflicts, human-wildlife interactions, loss of nature, pandemics, Sustainable development, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitats, wildlife management, wildlife protection, WildlifeWars2070, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and animals live in harmony but also fight for survival like in the hunger games but with creepers and zombies too! we have crazy biomes like the land of giant chickens and the ocean of exploding squids.

you can build your own treehouse in the enchanted forest or dig for diamonds in the lava-filled caves. but watch out for the mutant pandas who have evolved to shoot fireballs from their eyes!

we also have epic events like the annual dragon race where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the nether. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

so come join us and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft! but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons and vanilla collide (with a touch of Java and a sprinkle of age) v1.21!

Adults, age, anti-grief, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, collide, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Farms, Features, java, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Touch, Updates, v1.21, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Draconicraft SMP
SMP	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ:

What does semi-vanilla mean for Draconicraft?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

How can I get more information and join the server?

Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

Abuse, Anal, assault, blocky, butthole, consequences, criminal behavior, degrading, DISRESPECTFUL, fucked, HARMFUL, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, Minecraft, non-consensual, offensive, perpetrator, retards, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, Victim, violent

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

Minecraft SMP: NijiCraft – The Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	181	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a giant potato fortress and Ethyria summoning llamas from the sky to rain down on unsuspecting players.

Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu are on a mission to collect every single diamond on the server. Or dive into the madness of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin are starting a llama racing league that’s taking the server by storm.

But wait, there’s more! Luxiem is home to Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino hosting a weekly fashion show for cows, while Noctyx is where Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta are building a rollercoaster that goes straight through a volcano.

Don’t miss out on the chaos of ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette and AiaAmare are starting a llama beauty pageant, or XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran are creating a giant maze filled with traps and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering you cake, then definitely pay attention.

Sister’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Adopted, adoptive families, Bash, BDay, birthday dinner, emotional trauma, family, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, parental support, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sisters

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can mine for lost letters and treasures like this dude’s missing letters! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing letters while dodging angry grandparents and feuding siblings. Will you be the hero who reunites the family or the villain who causes even more drama? Only one way to find out – join now! Plus, our server has the most epic virtual family drama you’ll ever witness, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t be the only one missing out on this wild adventure – join today! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaInEveryBlock

ShaveOrNoKissMC

#facial hair, bad smell, beard maintenance, body odor, clean-shaven, communication problem, couple conflict, couple dispute, facial cleanser, grooming habits, hygiene, hygiene standards, Intimate relationships, kissing etiquette, partner expectations, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship dynamics, relationship issue, ShaveOrNoKissMC, smelly beard

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Players Killed by Monsters:	7710	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!