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KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

air defense, airspace, ALERT, Breach, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, jets, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	4797

yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!

PixelPervsSKorea

“Youth, consent, criminal activity, criminal justice, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, Exploitation, internet, law enforcement, Manipulation, online safety, PixelPervsSKorea, privacy, scandal, sex crimes, social media, south korea, Technology, teens, Video editing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	813583	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

yo, u gotta join this server cuz like, we got deepfake sex crimes goin on like crazy in South Korea. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft roleplay, but with a twist. u can be a detective tryin to solve the crimes or u can be a deepfake criminal mastermind. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the scandalous world of deepfake sex crimes. u won’t find this kind of action on any other server, i swear.

MineCorpPenalty

Accountability, assets, consequences, corporate responsibility, Corporations, crime, criminal behavior, equality, financial penalties, fines, Guilty, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, law, Legal System, MineCorpPenalty, Prison, punishment, Sentence, societal impact, white collar crime

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6

omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride u never wanna get off! we got so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons, it was epic!

and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.

so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

InfoHoardingKids

attention span, Behavior, children, cognitive development., Decision making, Development, education, gather, immature, InfoHoardingKids, INFORMATION, information processing, knowledge acquisition, learning, memory retention, Psychology, researchers, study, task completion, task performance, Working Memory

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	4293	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	112
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, do i have the server for u!

come join our server where children gather more info than they need, like seriously, they know what they need but they just keep gathering more and more. it’s like they have brain damage or something, but in a fun way!

our researchers say it’s because of immature working memory, but who cares about that when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs with ur friends?

so come on over to our server and join the chaos, trust me, u won’t regret it! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always sneaking up on u when u least expect it!

Stinky SMP: Where the Mods Stink, the Resets Don’t Exist, and Chat Reports are a Myth!

1.20.1, Balanced, Bloodshed, borderlands, Builder, Chat, Claims, Custom, Discord, dont, Exist, fair, Graves, Griefing, Inclusivity, invite, java, killing, Longevity, love, Minecraft, Modded, Moderation, Mods, Myth, Nomad, Optimisers, Origins, Peace, Performance, planet minecraft, PvP, Reports, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Server, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Special Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Great performance with minimal client-side lag and high server specs
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system for both peaceful and PvP gameplay
Special Mod	The Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area but not in the Safezone area, unless with consent.

Q: Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

A: Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced.

Q: Are there any server resets?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.

Q: How can I appeal a punishment on the server?

A: You can appeal any punishment by contacting the server moderators through the Discord channel.

Q: Is the server beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and playstyles, providing a welcoming community for everyone.

MemeQueen’s Minecraft Server

ambiguity, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, cryptic message, deciphering, Decoding, double meaning, Enigma, figuring out, hidden meaning, Interpretation, making sense, MemeQueens, Minecraft, perplexing statement, perplexity, puzzlement, Server, uncertainty, unclear communication, Understanding, Unraveling

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Yes, you heard that right – talking trees!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Llamas, where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeper83760587 in Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, CraftyCreeper83760587, Minecraft, No. 83760587, smp, why

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Votes:	3271
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering and llama yoga. So come on over and join the madness – just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond pants!