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Pirate’s Cove Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	201
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Towns Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9538
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	121

Arr matey! Are ye ready to set sail on the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas? Join our crew and plunder treasures while placing bets on who can build the best pirate ship! With our unique combination of pirating and gambling, you’ll feel like a true buccaneer with every block you place. So hoist the Jolly Roger and join us on the high seas for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, if you lose, it’s all just pretend booty anyway!

Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Potions Brewed:	194
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Towns Built:	7

Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, basically, the Bakuman daily got taken over by a group of llamas who are now running the show. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! They’re making all the decisions now and they’ve got some wild ideas for the server. Like, they want to build a giant llama statue in the spawn area and have llama races every Saturday. It’s a whole llama drama, I tell ya!

But hey, if you want in on the chaos and llama shenanigans, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you can beat the llamas in a build battle, they’ll crown you the llama king or queen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to rule over the llama kingdom!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Star Shards Collected:	104
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Repeal the 22nd Amendment Minecraft Server

22nd, 22nd amendment, amendment, America, constitutional law, Democracy, Economy, election, FDR, Government, History, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, Presidency, presidential term, repeal, Server, term limits, trump, united states, Victory, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	193
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Are you tired of only being able to elect a president twice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we say no more! Join us and help us repeal the 22nd amendment so we can have a president for life – just like in the good old days!

Imagine a world where Trump is ruling the United States forever, guiding us through tough times with his unmatched leadership skills. With the economy booming and wars being won left and right, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this epic journey?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and help us make America great again, and again, and again! Hail victory, friends – the fun never ends on our server!

Crafty Couple Minecraft SMP

advice column, Commitment, Communication, couple, Crafty, DATING, emotional connection, Girlfriend, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, partner, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, smp, Support, Thread, Trust, Wednesday, Wife, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	24058
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Crafty FNG Minecraft Server

afk strategy, Brick or Treat, Chapter 2 Remix, Crafty, Eminem, Felina, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, ice spice, Juice WRLD, Kyran Aryk, LEGO XP, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling, Server, Shop, snoop dogg, Stadium Lights, Stats, stw

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	3817	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Enchantments Applied:	289	Votes:	3070
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! Picture this: Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale while you complete insane quests and level up at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind and Season XP Leveling Pace that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the Mission Alerts for StW – it’s like a whole new world of craziness.

And coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience. That’s right, ANY experience. Plus, if you get 50 levels in any mode, you unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free! How cool is that?

But the fun doesn’t stop there. The Stadium lights up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6, Rocket Racing V31.40 is a whole new level of excitement, and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40 is a spooky good time.

And if you join our Fortnite Crew November, you’ll get to hang out with Kyran Aryk and experience even more outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Peru: What’s Going On? Minecraft SMP

Communication, Community, culture, Curiosity, current events, discussion, forum, Global, Int, Interaction, International, internet, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, online presence, peru, Peruvians, smp, social media, south america, speculation, trending, whats

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4335	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where Peruvians have taken over /int/ because they heard we have the best virtual ceviche in town! That’s right, our server is known for its delicious virtual food that will have you coming back for more. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret llama sanctuary hidden deep within our world where you can ride llamas into battle against the evil creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyBoys, Chat, Community, Conversation, discussion, Diversity, forum, Gay, Identity, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, pride, queer, r9gay, relationships, Server, Sexuality, Support, Talk

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the gayest place to be in the blocky world! Join us for rainbow-colored sheep, fabulous unicorn mounts, and a disco party every night in the virtual club!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gaylord, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find him in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a glittering wand that shoots out rainbows!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner fabulousness shine through! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our pixelated paradise!

Sunny Splosion’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, collaboration, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, expire, Gaming, gaming industry, Hex collab, influencer, Kunai, Minecraft, News, Niji escapee buff, Online Community, Rumors, smp, social media, speculation, Splosions, Streamer, Sunny, SunnySplosion, twitch, Updates

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Towns Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	50	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us and witness the epic saga of Niji escapee buffs disappearing and Hex collabs causing chaos. Will you be the hero who saves the day or will you join the dark side and cause even more mayhem? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft SMP anywhere else! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, Sakura is here to shake things up! Sakura is so over your shenanigans, anon, and she’s ready to show you what a real Minecraft server is all about.

Join Sakura’s server and experience the thrill of battling giant pink fluffy unicorns, mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored lava, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

But that’s not all! Sakura’s server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join Sakura’s server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! But remember, don’t mess with Sakura – she’s had enough of your nonsense.