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Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

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Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

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Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

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so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

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Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

Are there economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.

LmaoCraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!

SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP

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Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Items Found:	3299	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crops Grown:	7479
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Animals Bred:	137	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4798

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9043	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

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Prime Survival Minecraft Server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Overview:

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

Are there economy plugins on the server?

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?