trying not to roast – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

WorkSMP BoredomCraft

Boredom, BoredomCraft, Break, Chatting, daydreaming, distractions, Entertainment, hobbies, Job, Music, office, procrastination, productivity, reading, Snacking, social media, stretching, Tasks, Time management, Walking, work, WorkSMP

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our epic SMP server where we have more drama than a reality TV show. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves, starting cults worshipping chickens, and even hosting fashion shows with pixelated armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

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MineCraftMoneyHappiness

Contentment, emotional well being, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Happiness, happiness vs wealth, long term happiness, luxury, materialism, mental health, MineCraftMoneyHappiness, MONEY, money and happiness, money and success, personal values, possessions, satisfaction, self worth, societal pressure, success, wealth

Are you tired of living in a world where money rules everything? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds are the only currency and happiness is guaranteed!

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a pet creeper that gives you hugs instead of explosions.

Forget about real-world problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you have in your inventory. Join us now and experience a level of joy that can only be achieved through virtual wealth and pixelated luxury!

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UkrainianWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, air attacks, airstrikes, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense tactics, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Server, Ukraine, UkrainianWarzone, War, War Crimes, War Tactics

lol ukraine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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WarDebtCraft: Russia’s Looming Crisis

budget deficit, credit crisis, Crisis, debt burden, debt crisis, debt repayment, defense expenditures, economic impact, Economy, financial instability, fiscal responsibility, geopolitical tensions, global economy, government finances, hidden war debt, international relations, Looming, military conflicts, military spending, russia, Russias, security concerns, WarDebtCraft

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Russia’s hidden war debt? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears wearing ushankas. Yeah, that’s right, we got Russian bears on this server! And they’re not just any bears, they’re trained in the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bear pop and lock like it’s nobody’s business.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got a secret underground base filled with vodka dispensers and Matryoshka dolls that come to life and tell you jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of Soviet-era relics, like a hammer and sickle made out of diamonds.

So why should you join this server? Because where else are you gonna find a place where you can ride a bear into battle while wielding a balalaika as your weapon of choice? Trust us, this server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about Russia’s looming credit crisis. Join now and let the insanity begin!

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Toxic Skies: Brain Boom

air pollution, air quality, boom, Brain, brain damage, brain disorders, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dirty air, environmental health, epidemiological studies, harm, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, Pollutants, pollution control, public health, research, Science, Skies, TOXIC

join dis cray cray minecraft server where air pollution is da main attraction! our air is so dirty it will make u forget ur own name and give u brain damage like u never seen before!

we got researchers tryna figure out how much harm dis pollution is causin, but who cares when u can have a blast playin minecraft in a toxic wasteland! forget about clean air, come breathe in da fumes and let ur brain cells fry like bacon!

join now for a chance to experience dementia and other brain disorders firsthand! who needs a healthy brain when u can have a wild time on our server? come on in, the air is toxic and the fun is endless!

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Opal Shores

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, crate keys, Cross-Play, Custom Perks, Donating, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Grief Prevention, Interactive, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Ranking system, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Opal Shores is a vibrant and welcoming Minecraft community tailored for players who love survival gameplay with exciting twists! Running on the latest 1.20x version, the server combines classic survival elements with engaging features to enhance your adventure.

Key Features Economy System: Dive into a dynamic economy where you can earn, trade, and spend in-game currency on items, properties, and upgrades. Grief Prevention: Protect your builds and creations with our user-friendly grief prevention tools, ensuring your hard work stays safe. Free Rank-Up System: Progress through a tiered ranking system at no cost, unlocking exclusive perks and commands as you play. Crate Keys: Earn and use crate keys to open special chests packed with valuable rewards, rare items, and surprises. Unique Donating System: Support the server and receive custom perks in return, with a donation system designed to benefit all players fairly.

Whether you’re a lone adventurer or enjoy teaming up with friends, Opal Shores offers a fun and inclusive environment for every kind of Minecraft player. Join us and start building your story today!

opalshores.org

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TunnelSMP

Claims, Fun, Game, Groups, Minecraft, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Teams, TunnelMC, TunnelSMP, Vanilla

TunnelSMP is Part of TunnelMC our goal is to create a simple but fun to play server especially for groups of people who enjoy the game. Added teams Added claim’s

194.153.216.151:25690

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Kingdom SMP

Abilities, Boundaries, Challenges, decorations, Discord, Google form, Kingdom, landmarks, Lord, Lore, Minecraft, Powers, safe space, Server, smp, Survival, Title

Minecraft SMP Overview

Features	World divided into different parts
	5 landmarks with boundaries for decoration
	Lordship system with special abilities
	Challenge system for title stripping
	Lore and survival focused SMP

FAQ

Q: How do I become a lord of a landmark?

A: The first person to join a landmark becomes its lord.

Q: Can I challenge a lord for their title?

A: Yes, you can challenge a lord once a day for their title. If you win, you become the new lord.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this SMP?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/VefMVQzArC

Q: How do I join the SMP?

A: Fill out the Google Form at https://forms.gle/vzsVxUyjDUd3w24c9 to join the SMP.

Q: Is this server safe for all ages?

A: Yes, this is a safe space and welcomes players of all ages.

Ethereal Enchantment 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adult, adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, d.., desire, Enchantment, Ethereal, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, fetish community, fetish culture., fetishization, inappropriate, kink, Mature, relegated, sexual, taboo, Trash, WOMAN

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft servers that are as wild and crazy as your uncle’s conspiracy theories? Well, have I got a server for you! Join us for a wacky adventure where adult woman fetish is banned to the depths of /d/ and /trash/ – because who needs that kind of drama when you’re just trying to build your dream castle, am I right? Come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures while we keep things PG-13 and family-friendly. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – just make sure it’s not an adult woman fetish diamond, eww! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!

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ExClosureNeededLOL

arguments, Breakup, Christian, Closure, Communication, Emotional support, ex, ExClosureNeededLOL, introspection, LGBTQ, LGBTQ relationships, long distance, love, military service, moving on, past relationships, personal growth, relationship closure, self reflection, Support, work-life balance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with heartbreak, long-distance relationships, and military service drama! Our community is like a soap opera, but in block form.

Experience the thrill of dating someone who is in the military, only to have them break up with you during your night shift. Cry silently while mining for diamonds and battle creepers as you navigate the complexities of love and relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Get closure by refusing to meet up with your ex, just like our server owner did. Who needs closure when you have a pickaxe and a dream to build the best castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server now and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that awaits. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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