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  • AwkwardVanilla: where chaos meets politeness. No hacks, just awkwardness. Version 1.20.4, located in EU. Zero resets.

    AwkwardVanilla: where chaos meets politeness. No hacks, just awkwardness. Version 1.20.4, located in EU. Zero resets.
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2364
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Star Shards Collected: 281
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Chimeras Created: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

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    UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking

    IP uneasyvanilla.com
    Version 1.20.4
    Website https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
    Discord https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

    UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

    Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

    A: No, using hacks or cheats is strictly prohibited on UneasyVanilla.

    Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?

    A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.

    Q: Can I teleport or sethome on the server?

    A: No, there is no teleportation or sethome feature on UneasyVanilla.

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  • MineJoJoCraft Server

    MineJoJoCraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 8735
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 496670 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our main antagonist, HOWLER, is on a mission to steal all the diamonds in the server to fund his secret obsession with building a diamond castle in the sky. Will you be able to stop him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

    2. Valentine, one of our players, is determined to make Americans prosper in the server by creating a virtual economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. Join his faction and become rich beyond your wildest dreams!

    3. Toru, another player, is plotting to have his race control society and institutions in the server by building a massive fortress guarded by an army of zombie pigmen. Will you join forces with him or stand against his tyrannical rule?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even uncover the secret motivations of HOWLER and his crew. It’s gonna be a rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos!

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  • Crafty Catastrophe Minecraft Server

    Crafty Catastrophe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 895
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 698 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Towns Built: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races through treacherous obstacle courses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious entity who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this insane Minecraft world!

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  • CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!

    CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 9651
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so clean, you could eat off the pixelated ground (but please don’t, that’s unsanitary). We promise no mouse poop in sight, unless you count the adorable mice mobs scurrying around.

    And privacy? Oh, we’ve got privacy in spades! Our server is so private, it’s like playing Minecraft in your own personal fortress…except without the fortress part. But hey, who needs walls when you have the great outdoors (and by outdoors, we mean a virtual world)?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate in cleanliness and privacy…or at least a fun time with fellow players who may or may not be spying on your every move. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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  • ShadowFleetMC Server

    ShadowFleetMC Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 4278
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 27 russian shadow fleet oil tankers sailing around causing chaos and mayhem! you can hop on board and join the crew, or battle against them to protect the environment! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

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  • EUkraineCraft

    EUkraineCraft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5795
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4795 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 217 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how ukraine is like, super cool and stuff? well, this minecraft server is like, the ukraine of all servers. the european union totally approves of it, so u know it’s gotta be legit.

    join this server and u’ll be like, part of the eu or something. u can build ur own little ukraine in the virtual world, complete with babushkas and borscht.

    plus, ukraine has like, the best potatoes ever, so u know there’s gonna be tons of spuds on this server.

    come join us and be a part of this epic journey to minecraft ukraine. because why not, right?

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  • DumpsterFireCraft

    DumpsterFireCraft
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 8918
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Emeralds Found: 5769
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

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    yo, dis server be like a dumpster fire, but in a good way! we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush up in here. join us if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your minecraft life.

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that moo in perfect harmony. our villagers are known for throwing the best parties in all of minecraft land. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

    our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. need a stack of diamonds? poof, it’s yours. wanna ride a dragon? consider it done. they make dreams come true faster than you can say “ender dragon.”

    so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves. but hey, what’s life without a little risk, amirite?

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  • TombCrafters: Vintage Vino Discovery!

    TombCrafters: Vintage Vino Discovery!
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 5847
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7640
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

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    OMG u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da OLDEST WINE EVERRR!!! like, 2,000 years old, dat’s older dan yo grandma’s grandma, bro. imagine sippin on dat ancient grape juice while buildin ur epic castle or fightin off creepers. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda luxury on any other server, trust meh. come join da fun and get turnt with sum ancient wine, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude. #winefordays #minecraftgoals #ancientturnup 🍷🏰🔥

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  • HorizonMines – Season 3 – High quality Skymining!

    HorizonMines – Season 3 – High quality Skymining!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5192
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

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    HorizonMines is an small upcoming SKYMINING server that is looking to revolutionize the space with an actual skymining experience, elytra’s, a wonderfully build map and tons of eastereggs create an immersive and endless world of possiblities and to have fun. The goal of HorizonMines is to simply become the best skymining server out there, the best map, the best gameplay and the best experience. We are actively looking for staff, content creators and people whom can give feedback and suggestions so we can accomplish the goal of becoming the absolute best out there.

    GiveawaysWe often host ingame and discord nitro giveaways in our discord for players, you can join our discord now with this link: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNu

    BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTWe are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!

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    Discord: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNuIP: HorizonMines.netBedrock IP: horizonmines.bedrock.minehut.ggWebsite: https://HorizonMines.netStore: https://store.horizonmines.net

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  • Vanilla Java 1.21 SMP Server: The Sequel – Now with Extra Seasoning and Discord!

    Vanilla Java 1.21 SMP Server: The Sequel – Now with Extra Seasoning and Discord!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 6461
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 139 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

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    Server Name Seqcraft SMP
    Gameplay Vanilla Minecraft
    Community Focus Building a hermitcraft-minded community
    World Reset Approximately every major Java edition release
    Server Rules No stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism
    Age Range 13+ to 40+

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How often does the world reset on Seqcraft SMP?

    The world resets approximately every major Java edition release, which initiates a 7-day countdown to a new season.

    2. What are the server rules regarding gameplay?

    The server enforces a policy of “be fair and be decent” which includes no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism, or excessive drama. Playing together and building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.

    3. Is there an age restriction to join Seqcraft SMP?

    The server welcomes players aged 13+ to 40+, with a focus on having a mature community where adult behavior is expected. Younger members under 18 are allowed with vouching from existing members or by submitting a whitelist application.

    4. How can I join Seqcraft SMP?

    Instructions for whitelisting can be found in the server’s Discord channel #server-info: https://discord.gg/Nhwsaw96Rx

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