Players: |
92/300 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
19 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
8 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
23 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
4 |
Magic Items Found: |
1881 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
7 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
5 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!