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No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

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So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of watching the same old movies on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to watch a movie again because our server is like a never-ending blockbuster film!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the cows and pigs. Next thing you know, there’s a full-blown animal war happening right in front of your eyes! And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So if you’re ready for non-stop action, adventure, and hilarious moments, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs movies when you have our server?

FamCraft: Crafting Relationships

Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connections, Crafting, emotional intelligence, Empathy, FamCraft, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, influence, interactions, long-term relationships, loyalty, perspective, relationships, Social Skills, Support, Trust, upbringing, VALUES, Views

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Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about finding a partner or making friends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build relationships with fellow players who won’t judge you for spending hours mining for diamonds or building a giant chicken statue.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from the crazy cat lady who only builds houses out of wool to the conspiracy theorist who believes Herobrine is secretly controlling the server. Embrace the chaos and let your family dynamics shape your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your unique family dynamics influence your views on relationships and friendships in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!

Arctic Blaze: Permafrost Panic

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ya’ll ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the permafrost is melting and causing wildfires? well, this server is so fire that it’s gonna make your brain melt like ice cream on a hot summer day. join now for a chance to witness the chaos of rapid permafrost thawing and wildfires in the arctic and subarctic regions. who needs net terrestrial carbon uptake when you can have a flaming good time on this server? come on, don’t be cold as ice, join now and heat things up! 🔥🔥🔥

CUBICA – private vanilla server Minecraft server

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Today you can change your life by visiting the server where we try to add comfort and coziness to every game day of the players. Sometimes it is hard to find a good server without toxic people and children. Here strict applications and age restrictions filter out all negative people from us. We are already in the second season, which means it’s time to conquer the beauty of the Minecraft world.

There are no privates and almost no commands from classic servers. Full immersion in vanilla with existing players of the server. The server is paid for years in advance and the administration is always online.

Let’s talk about streamers starting their careers, as well as collaborations with a dozen streamers on different styles of communication and content. Go for it, because Cubica has been waiting for you for a long time!

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Shacknews: The Vanilla+ Modded Minecraft Server for Adults Only in USA (No Curly Braces!)

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Server Name	Shacknews Minecraft SMP
Server Type	PvE focused, Vanilla++ with some QoL and tech mods
Server Version	Java v1.21.1 with custom Fabric Modpack
Reset Frequency	Typically once a year

Overview

The Shacknews Minecraft SMP is a long-running server focused on building projects, redstone farms, and a laid-back community atmosphere. The server has been running since 2010 and is open to players outside of the Shacknews community. The world was reset with the release of Java 1.21, so it’s relatively fresh with some development around spawn.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP?

A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the description and join the Shacknews Discord server to get to know the community.

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is PvE focused, with an emphasis on building projects, redstone farms, and sharing resources with other players.

Q: What mods are included in the custom Fabric Modpack?

A: The modpack includes Vanilla++ enhancements, quality of life improvements, and a few storage and tech mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: How often is the world reset?

A: The world is typically reset once a year, or whenever a major Minecraft update significantly changes gameplay.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: Players must be 21 years or older to join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and Target Extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect mind-bending puzzles, epic battles, and spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for an adventure like no other. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness.

Don’t forget to read up on all your EGO and Sinner info, check out our useful resources and general guide, and join our countdown to the next mind-blowing event.

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Minecraft SMP – /lolm/ – Land of Laughs and Mobs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn, you’ll be part of a community that’s known for pulling off the most insane stunts in Minecraft history. Want to see a group of players ride pigs off a cliff while wearing pumpkin heads? You’ll find it here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our WoWg community for NA and let the madness begin. Just click on the link below and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)! Let’s get ready to rumble in the world of Sorrowdark Edition Minecraft SMP!

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7143

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Crazy truthful Minecraft Servers

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Arctic Blaze: Permafrost Panic

Stats November 22, 2024

CUBICA – private vanilla server Minecraft server

Stats November 22, 2024

Shacknews: The Vanilla+ Modded Minecraft Server for Adults Only in USA (No Curly Braces!)

Stats November 22, 2024

Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP?

Q: What is the server focus?

Q: What mods are included in the custom Fabric Modpack?

Q: How often is the world reset?

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP – /lolm/ – Land of Laughs and Mobs

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3