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MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Potions Brewed:	104
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Emeralds Found:	7433	Zombie Dances:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBurgerJoint

BlockyBurgerJoint, Concept, creativity, cuisine, Culinary, Dining, dream, Entertainment, Experience, fan favorite, FANTASY, fictional restaurant, Food, iconic, imagination, Immersive, Movie, Nostalgia, pop culture, real, Unique

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	900967
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	97
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old restaurants serving up the same old food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing to life the most outrageous fictional restaurant from a movie – the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants!

Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!

Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!

So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.