Trumpy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBuyfag Minecraft Server

Anime collectibles, anime figures, anime merchandise, Anime toys, Buy figures, Buyfag, Collectibles, CraftyBuyfag, Figure addiction, Figure buying, figure collecting, Figure collectors, Figure enthusiasts, Figure hobby, Figure obsession, Figure shopping, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, Toy collecting, Toy collectors, Toy enthusiasts, Toy hobby

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	807
Crops Grown:	4931	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, dancing Endermen, and pigs that can fly (literally, we’ve seen it happen).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most coveted figures in all of Minecraft. Want a Steve figure that can breakdance? We got it. How about a zombie figure that can juggle? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the elusive llama figure that can spit fireballs – it’s a real showstopper.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Buy figures, join the fun, and let the madness begin!

BabyShowerDrama

advice, baby shower, BabyShowerDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, discomfort, emotions, Etiquette, Expectations, family, friendship, host, husband’s friend, Intentions, nutrition, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Support

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unwanted baby advice and passive-aggressive jabs from your husband’s best friend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one can tell you what to eat or how to raise your baby. Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to blocky adventures!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only thing growing faster than your virtual crops is the drama-free zone we provide. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the baby shower planning to someone else – like an actual event planner, not your husband’s friend who thinks she knows best.

So come on, join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgmental friends or passive-aggressive text messages here, just a whole lot of fun and blocky goodness.

MetroCraft: KyivSurvival

Attacks, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, emergency, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, July 8, kyiv, KyivSurvival, metro stations, MetroCraft, Protection, refuge, Safety, Shelter, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own metro stations to shelter from deadly attacks like in Kyiv!! we got 32,000 peeps already hiding in their stations, it’s a party down there!! build ur own epic underground hideout and survive the chaos, maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs above ground when u can live it up in the metro?? join now for a wild ride, it’s gonna be a blast!! 🚇🎉 #metrostationparty #minecraftmadness

BabeCraft: Top 10 Sports Server

1995, Academy Award, all time, babe, BabeCraft, charming, childhood favorite, classic, Family Film, Farm, Feel-Good, Heartwarming, Inspirational, James Cromwell, memorable, Pig, Server, sports, sports movie, Talking Animals, Top, top 10, underdog story, Uplifting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	3

yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath! why should you join? well let me tell ya a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head! true story bro. but wait, there’s more! we have magical unicorns that poop out enchanted golden apples. no joke. and if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing diamond armor. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

LabMC (Open Alpha)

2025, Alpha, Crate, crude, Downtime, farm to win, LabMC, MCMMO, minecraft server, Network, open alpha, rank system, release date, Reset, Survival, Testing, Towny, Unfinished, Unpredictable, worlds

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Expect the server to be mostly unfinished and crude, as this is an open alpha mainly for testing as of now.Downtime will likely be unpredictable.

The worlds will never be reset unless they become unusable, even in this alpha stage.

And finally, the release date for the network is estimated to be within 2025.

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GraveyardGirls Minecraft Server

contemplating, deceased, died, emotional turmoil, Girls, GraveyardGirls, Grief, haunting memories, HEARTBREAK, late night pondering, late night thoughts, lost loves, Lost Souls, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, Reflection, Reminiscing, Server, sorrow, thinking, tragic loss, Up late

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1357
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2679
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky adventures! Join us for a chance to explore a world where girls who died come back to life and haunt your every move. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, we have special quests where you can help these ghostly gals find peace and maybe even score a date with one of them. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the spooky fun begin!

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

BLAHAJ, Blåhaj lord, Blåhaj thread, Blåhaj worship, ikea, IKEA savior, IKEA shark, IKEA thread, Lord, lord and savior, Minecraft, PRETEND, pretend worship, SAVIOR, savior thread, Server, shark, Shark worship, SharkCraft, Thread, Worship, worship thread

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Ores Mined:	9394
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5476	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

SpeechlessCraft Minecraft Server

Challenging, Contemplative, deep, deep questions, Enigmatic, Existential, Introspective, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, mind-boggling questions, Minecraft, perplexing, perplexing inquiries, Philosophical, philosophical questions, Profound, puzzling, reflective, Server, SPEECHLESS.., SpeechlessCraft, Thought-provoking, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping cat? Well, look no further because our server will leave you speechless with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DetachedCraft

coping mechanisms, DetachedCraft, Detachment, detachment from negative influences, detachment from toxic relationships, emotional boundaries, emotional well being, healing, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers in Minecraft? Do you just want to detach yourself from all the drama and chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own secluded island and never have to interact with another player again. Say goodbye to pesky neighbors and hello to ultimate solitude! Join now and detach yourself from all the Minecraft madness!

TerrorCraft: 6 Years of Drama

6 years, Director, Drama, justifying terrorism, playwright, russia, sentences, TerrorCraft, Years

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a Russia-style sentence for ‘justifying terrorism’! Like, what even is that, bro?

But fear not, my fellow block builders, because on our server, you can do whatever the heck you want without fear of getting locked up for six years! Want to build a giant TNT cannon that shoots you straight into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that flings you into a pit of lava? Knock yourself out!

Join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell the Russian government about us, okay? 😉