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Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1962
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

180Craft, biggest life change, complete turnaround, dramatic transformation, drastic change, flips, fresh start, Life, life altering event, life transition, life-changing experience., major shift, new beginning, overcoming obstacles, paradigm shift., personal development, personal growth, PIXEL, Positive Change, radical transformation, sudden change, transformation, Tricks, turning point, unexpected change

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	125
Zombie Dances:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Votes:	469
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	3696
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!