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Trump Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show! That’s right, these llamas have built an entire civilization beneath the surface and they’re looking for new recruits to join their llama army.

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own gang and are constantly causing chaos around the server. You never know when you’ll log in and find your house covered in feathers and eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that is said to have been forged by the gods themselves. Whoever wields this pickaxe is said to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and watch out for those llamas!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Potions Brewed:	43	Endless Night Skies:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Star Shards Collected:	266	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crops Grown:	5043
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Love Letters Sent:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!