Trump-tards Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server

biometric data, Chronic illness, Circadian patterns, Daily activity, detect, detector, digital health, disease management, flare-ups, FlareUp, health technology, heart rate variability, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, oxygenation, personalized medicine, Predict, remote healthcare, remote monitoring, Server, Symptoms, wearable, wearable devices, wearable technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1634
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we predict when your bowels gonna flare up! our wearable devices track your heart rate, oxygen levels, and daily activity to let you know when you might have a poop emergency! never be caught off guard again while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers! join now and experience the thrill of knowing when your bowels are gonna betray you!

Solarion SMP

3d view, application, armor stands, Community, Discord, Diverse, Events, hermitcraft, Interactive, java, Mature, multiplayer, player sleep, Plugins, Projects, Season, smp, Solarion, Vanilla, Voicechat, web browser, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Season 5 Overview

Start Date	1/10/25
Player Count	45 players for launch
Community	18+
Server Location	AZ, US (players from around the globe)

FAQ

Question: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

Answer: Yes, the server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

Question: Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?

Answer: No, there are no requirements to install any mods. The server has curated plugins to enhance gameplay.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: Join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.

Question: Is there any moderation on language?

Answer: Language on the server is undermoderated on purpose. Players are expected to handle discussions with maturity.

Question: What are some of the notable plugins on the server?

Answer: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and PlayerSleep.

Discord Link

Join Solarion SMP Discord

Lost Girls Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Best Girls, Character development, Competition, Defeat, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, Girls, injustice, LOSING, Lost, narrative arcs, perseverance, plot twists, Realm, redemption arcs, Stereotypes, Strong Women, Struggle, Tropes, Underdogs, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like where all the best girls go to hang out and build epic stuff, but then they always end up losing for some reason. But hey, that just makes it more exciting, right? Plus, the pigs on this server wear top hats and dance the cha-cha, like what even is reality anymore? So if you wanna experience the ultimate mix of girl power and piggy shenanigans, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, man!

RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

aita, BROKEN, christmas, Crossly Suitcase, different, exchange, high price, in love, limited life, Minecraft, player, product, prone to breaking, Purchase, record player, RecordPlayerSwap, RETURN, reviews, Server, thoughtful gift, ungrateful, upgraded version, Wanting, Wife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ores Mined:	5547
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Towns Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

InLawDinnerDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, dining etiquette, dinner time, Etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Hospitality, inlaw etiquette, inlaw visitors, InLawDinnerDrama, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, rude behavior, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

Bad Piggies, Challenges, community involvement, Competition, creativity, esport, esports industry., game design, game development, Gaming, innovation, mobile game, multiplayer, online gaming, PiggyEsport, player-engagement, porkin, skill-based, smp, strategy, team play, Tournament, virtual world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FakeRichPlayer69

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7768	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runes Activated:	2

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Bessent, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Pick, pixelated, Playground, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Treasury, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

CraftyCommiesMC

Acquisition, asset valuation, bargain hunting, Business, China, Competition, CraftyCommiesMC, economic powerhouses, Economy, fire sale, Geopolitics, Global influence, international relations, Investment, market dynamics, opportunities, Partnership, Prized Assets, russia, Strategic, Trade

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	270	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

Desert Oasis Survival

ancient civilizations, ancient humans, ancient societies, ancient technology, archaeological discoveries, behavioural adaptations, desert, desert adaptation, desert environment, early humans, environmental adaptation, Evolution, homo erectus, human history, Long-term Survival, Oasis, pond ecosystems, prehistoric, river habitats, specialized tools, Survival, survival skills, water sources

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!