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Where Are The True Patriots Of Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Animals Bred:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

T&C Nerds United

consumer rights, contracts, data collection, Data Protection, digital literacy, fine print, Information Security, informed consent, internet safety, Legal, legal rights, NERDS, online agreements, online behavior, Online Services, privacy, reading, rights and responsibilities, Terms and Conditions, United, user agreements, user experience

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west town with no sheriff in sight! Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night at the village square.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a pack of killer bunnies that roam the land, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride, join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

NigerCraft Server: Ukraine Regrets!

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic action, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic decision, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic statement, diplomatic tensions, diplomatic ties, foreign affairs, government response, international politics, international relations, Niger, NigerCraft, political response, regrets, Regrettable, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3475
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

So like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

So get this, on this server, you can ride unicorns and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Yeah, I know, it’s totally insane! And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. And get this, the key to unlocking it is by doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Putin’s Table Flip: Ukraine Edition

aggression, annexation, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Flip, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, political maneuvering, putin, Putins, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Surprise, Table, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	2636	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

lol u ever wanted to see ukraine invade russia in minecraft? well now u can on our server! join us for the most epic battle of all time as ukraine surprises putin and takes over russia in the virtual world. build tanks, launch missiles, and show putin who’s boss in this crazy alternate reality where anything can happen. join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound

AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease model, Alzheimer’s treatment, BOOSTING, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, cognition, cognitive decline, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, COMPOUND, Memory, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory restoration, neurodegenerative disease, Neurological Research, neurology, oscillations, therapeutic small molecule

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got this new compound that flips memory back on in alzheimer’s cases! yea u heard right, we got small molecules that make u remember where u put ur diamonds in the game! our mice in the game are like super smart now cuz of this compound, they can do backflips and remember where all the hidden chests are! join us and become a memory master in minecraft, forget about forgetting, join now!

GrimCraft Minecraft Server

Dead, DEPRESSING, Disappointment, Gaming, grim, GrimCraft, Halo, Halo (series), Halo community, Halo fans, halo franchise, Halo matchmaking, halo multiplayer, Halo multiplayer experience, Infinite, match, mcc, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, online gaming, redownloading, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of waiting for a Halo match that never comes? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun that will make you forget all about the Halo multiplayer drought. Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his armor to join in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Runes Activated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9853

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

boyfriends, broken up, Communication, Court, custody, custody time, Dads, dance showcases, DATING, Dinners, emasculated, family dinners, family outings, family unit, judge, Kids, mom’s boyfriend, parenting, rejection, relationships, Siblings, two daddies, younger kids

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ores Mined:	2013
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.

MythBustCraft

Awareness, Beliefs, Clarity, critical thinking, culture, Debunking, education, facts, ignorance, knowledge, learning, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, MythBustCraft, Perception, Reality, society, Stereotypes, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Emeralds Found:	9840
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and misconceptions? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and discover the truth behind the myth that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies who explode with love.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also learn the shocking truth about why pigs can fly (spoiler alert: they’re actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon). And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks created by evil villagers to control the economy of the Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and uncover the wild and wacky secrets of the Minecraft universe, then come join us on our server. Who knows what other insane truths you’ll discover along the way!

RussianTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, accessibility, banned website, blocked, digital divide, digital rights, freedom of information, geo-restriction, government control, information control, internet censorship, Internet freedom, media regulation, Minecraft, online censorship, online content, online platform, restricted access, restricted content, russia, RussianTube, Server, video streaming

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.

we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.

plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.

UkraineCraft: Taking Over Russia

annexation, border, Conflict, control, Crimea, Dispute, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Map, Military, occupation, Politics, power struggle, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Square Miles, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	67
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Emeralds Found:	8367	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got a russia map dat shows over 130 square miles now under ukraine’s control!! u can be a spy and sneak around tryna take back da land for russia or ukraine or just build a giant potato fortress in da middle of it all!!

we got crazy pvp battles where u can ride polar bears into battle and throw vodka potions at ur enemies!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, but watch out for da creepers disguised as putin!!

so come join da fun and chaos on dis server where anything can happen, even a dance-off between stalin and lenin!! it’s gonna be a blast, comrade!!