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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7550 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 254249 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, dude. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
if you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to not break the law, then this is the server for you. but don’t worry, breaking the law here just means not sharing your diamonds with the rest of the players.
we even have a special event where the staff from multinational firms in Taiwan have to battle it out in a virtual arena to prove who’s the ultimate minecraft master. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and TNT.
so come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world. just remember, watch out for those sneaky endermen trying to steal your blocks.
