trolling weebs – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBlast

10. Self-awareness, 11. Past mistakes, 12. Self-compassion, 13. Wisdom of age, 14. Healing the past, 15. Forgiveness, 16. Reflecting on the past, 17. Learning from mistakes, 18. Self-acceptance, 19. Time machine, 2. Childhood memories, 20. Looking back., 3. self-reflection, 4. Personal growth, 5. Advice to younger self, 6. Regrets, 7. Life lessons, 8. Inner child, 9. Emotional healing, BlockyBlast, time travel

Join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way! Imagine building sandcastles with giant squids, riding on rainbow-colored pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is a time machine to a world where anything is possible, so come join us and let your inner child run wild! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a bunch of crazy friends to play with? Don’t miss out on the chance to tell your 5-year-old self that the future is full of epic adventures and endless fun in our wacky Minecraft world!

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SousiSlayerCraft

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Palestinian conflict, regional tensions, security threat, SousiSlayerCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, Walid al-Sousi

come join our minecraft server where we eliminate senior commanders like walid al-sousi in gaza LMAO. we got the best pvp action and crazy raids that will make your head spin. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off all day long. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down some more bad guys together!

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CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet

attractiveness standards, bling, Brains, CraftyMates, Earning Potential, emotional stability, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, fertility indicators, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, Human Behavior, intelligence, mate choice, MATE SELECTION, mate value, material support, Meet, partner preferences, physical attractiveness, relationship preferences, reproductive success, Stability

come join our epic minecraft server where men can show off their physical attractiveness and health by building the most ripped and muscular characters in the game! ladies, show off your intelligence and emotional stability by outsmarting all the boys in epic battles and challenges! who needs earning potential when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills?! join now for a gender-bending adventure like no other!

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Vital Junior High School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Community-driven Biomes Caves Custom plugins Vanilla Helpful staff Cross-play Java Bedrock Devices Community Vibrant Gameplay SMP Experience Plugins Smooth Enjoyable Join us, Vanilla

VITAL SMP is a community driven slightly modded Survival WELCOME TO VITAL SMP! Features Include But Not Limited Too: * SMP Experience: Enjoy a new SMP experience with over 200+ new biomes and cave designs. * Community-Driven: We listen to the community and what they want to see in the server. * Custom Plugins: There are under 50 plugins to provide you a Vanilla like experience, but with a twist. * Helpful Staff: Our staff is here to ensure your gameplay is smooth and enjoyable. * Cross-Play: We support both Java, and Bedrock players on any device! If you are looking for a great community and a server with a lot to do, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our vibrant community! See you there!

IP Address: Java: apx2413121.apexmc.co Bedrock: apx2413121.apexmc.co:25565

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X-Button Minecraft Server

action, Button, challenge, Choice, Click, decision, Decision making, Fun, Game, Interactive, location, Minecraft, Play, Press, Press the X-button, PRESSING, push, select, Server, virtual, where, X-button, XButton

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

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SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

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BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

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Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

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ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

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BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

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