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Jaffapalooza

alliances, Anarchy, Community, cooperate, Deceive, Decision making, Discord, Economy, export, FACTORY, Franchise, gameplay, Modpack, produce, Roleplay, storytelling, subvert, Survival, Thrive, Trust, War, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Be sure to join the discord to get whitelisted!

We’re playing through the Jaffa Factory 2 modpack, and adding some storytelling to it.

You’ve be hired by Jaffapalooza to build your own factory and export your produce. You can ally with or declare war against your sister franchises. Trust, deceive, cooperate, subvert, thrive. You can do it all, but beware the watchful eye of Jaffapalooza.

Who knows what might happen, it’s for all of us to decide!

We can’t wait to see you!

jaffapalooza.dedimc.io

Anime Battle Minecraft Server

“anime show”, Anime, anime adaptation, anime battle, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime episodes, anime fans, anime fight, anime history, anime industry, anime production, anime rivalry, anime saga, anime season, Anime Series, battle, continuing, Longest Running Anime, Minecraft, ongoing, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	172	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	141
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like the longest-running anime battle still continuing to this day! Join us and witness epic battles between players and mobs that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride a creeper into battle or turn into a giant chicken to strike fear into your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Praise the Minecraft SMP Lord

Doofus, feeling great, feeling silly, lady, life of the party, Lord, Minecraft, Miracle, modern miracle, modern world, party life, praise, primp, proper, proper lady, silly, silly lady, smp, Versatile, versatile Yamada, Yamada, Yamada praise

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4732
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	3714
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiness of Yamada in all her glory! She’s not just a primp and proper lady, she’s also a silly little doofus who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Rumor has it that she once built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano just for laughs. And let’s not forget the time she turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns just because she felt like it. You never know what crazy antics she’ll get up to next, so join now for a wild ride of fun and laughter!

OnyxSMP.eu

alliances, Anarchy, BUILD, collaboration, Community, community-driven, Economy, Exclusive Rewards, Explore, Friends, Immersive, Journey, Legacy, Minecraft, Minecraft enthusiasts, Onyx Network, Onyx SMP, PvE, PvP, Seasonal Events, Support, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Thrive, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to Onyx SMP!

Dive into our immersive Survival Multiplayer experience. Build, explore, and thrive in a community-driven world. Your adventure awaits! Create your legacy, form alliances, and enjoy a welcoming environment for all players.

Join a thriving community of like-minded Minecraft enthusiasts. Make friends, collaborate, and participate in exciting seasonal events with exclusive rewards.

Our team provides 12/7 support to assist you when needed.

Join the Onyx Network today and start your journey!

OnyxSMP.eu:8090

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRK1.SKYBARS.ME

Minecraft Server: Motha F*cka

curse words, derogatory language, derogatory term, explicit content, explicit language, explicit language use, explicit language warning., explicit lyrics, Fcka, hip hop culture, mature content, Minecraft, MOTHA, motha fucka, Motherfucker, offensive language, offensive lyrics, parental advisory, Profanity, rap lyrics, Server, Slang, swearing, urban slang

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	64	Buildings Constructed:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you, motha fucka! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon!

But that’s not all, on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against armies of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited pizza and ice cream!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible, motha fucka!

Charge The Men Minecraft SMP

alleged attackers, CHARGE, charges, criminal justice, criminal prosecution, extradition agreements, extradition challenges, extradition laws, extradition limitations, extradition policies, extradition process, extradition treaty, Gorilla Warfare, international law, international relations, legal barriers, Legal System, Men, Minecraft, new zealand, smp, Vietnam, vietnam war

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	4880
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the gorillas are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to team up with some of the most elusive and mischievous players in the game.

Our server is so top secret, even the authorities can’t touch us! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who may or may not be wanted for gorilla warfare in Vietnam. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to keep them happy.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the gorillas are the real MVPs, come join us for a wild ride. Just watch out for any unexpected extradition attempts – those can really put a damper on your mining and crafting adventures!

Legend MC

Cross-Play, Minecraft server Java Bedrock Survival server Guilds Players Ingame Season Gametype Adventurers Assassins Staff Members Build Realm World Session Players Length Meet up, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	1468	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4905
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Legend MC

Java or Bedrock: Java 1.14-1.21x Realm/Server/World: Server Number of players ingame: working on 100-400+ for the next Season Length of Play Session: 1 hour+ Gametype: A Survival server with guilds build by the staff currently 2 guilds 1st is adventurers guild, 2nd is assasains guild (meet up with an assasains guild member and theyll bring you.)

legendmcreal.falixsrv.me:39213

magic SMP

Anarchy, Custom, Cycles, generation, IMPROVEMENTS, Magic, Nether, Server, Small, smp, Survival, Vanilla, World Size

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	56	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Star Shards Collected:	125

A small anarchy survival server with magic and vanilla improvements. Small world-size (8000 radius) and occasional nether cycles with custom generation.

mc.onthewifi.com

Crafty Country Minecraft Server

Anthem, Community, Country, Crafty, culture heritage, Democracy, Flag, freedom, Gratitude, History, homeland devotion, identity respect, love, loyalty, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, tradition, Unity

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Falling into the Void:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magic Items Found:	5893	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where patriotism runs wild and creepers fear to tread! Join us and show your love for your country by building monuments, flags, and even recreating famous landmarks in block form.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is guarded by a secret society of patriotic pigs who will protect you from any hostile mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples – all in the shape of your country’s flag!

So come on and join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to love your country – or face the wrath of the red, white, and blue sheep army!