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GovnoCraft Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.18, donat, GovnoCraft, GRIFFER, Minecraft, Pets, Prices, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	5947
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Villages Defended:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	5542	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	5141
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

GRIFFER new server with pets that fight DONAT AT THE BEST PRICES! 1.12.2 – 1.18

45.93.200.21:25587

[1.20.4 Java] Picnic SMP [Friendly Community] [LGBTQA+]

1.20.4 Java Picnic SMP Friendly Community LGBTQA+ Survival Multiplayer Community Inclusive Minecraft Plugins Vanilla User-friendly Friends Discord Safe Rules Swearing Mods Glitches Griefing, Friendly, LGBTQ, Safe, Sfw, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Potions Brewed:	191
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Welcome to Picnic!

Picnic is a Survival Multiplayer server focused on community, friendship, and fun! initially started in January 2020, we’ve had quite the rollercoaster of an experience; however, we’re back! We pride ourselves on being extremely inclusive to all players! Whether you are new to Minecraft or a veteran, we invite you to join our server and get involved with the community! We have plugins that help saturate the vanilla experience, and to make the multiplayer aspect more user-friendly so you can jump straight in with your friends!

Server Version: 1.20.1Server IP: 66.59.209.230 World Size: 40,000×40,000

Invite: https://discord.gg/FkjdTDgVqK

The server automatically restarts @ 12AM GMT+0

Community Rules

We want people to feel safe and relaxed here! So we’ve set some base rules for everyone to follow! By joining the discord or server you agree to follow the rules, if you are punished we will not accept that you didn’t read the rules as an excuse! Please make sure to check this channel regularly as rules might be updated or changed! (There will be an announcement about any rule changes as well as a grace period before they are officially set in place.)

[1.] No discriminatory language. [EG. Racism, Homophobia…][1.1] Swearing. While we don’t mind; we don’t want people to be spamming swear words or using extremely vulgar language.[2.] No clients or mods that give you an unfair advantage. [EG. Hacked Clients, X-Ray…] Any client-side stuff such as maps, compasses or anything is fine; if you’re unsure ask us![3.] No exploiting glitches or bugs, if you find a bug or a glitch please let us know as soon as possible[4.] No griefing or destroying player owned buildings or areas.[5.] Follow Discord and Mojang Term of Service

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BigBlockz Minecraft Server

big, BigBlockz, BOM BOM BOM, IM GAWR GURA, Minecraft, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Server, TINY LUIGI, TINY LUIGI MAN, UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	3987
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive Tiny Luigi Man!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underwater realm where you can swim with the legendary shark queen, Gawr Gura! BOM BOM BOM! She’ll serenade you with her beautiful voice as you explore the depths of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server

Army, based fashion., Demand, FREE PALESTINE, Gulf Arabs, Gulf nations, Heroes, insult, Madkhali, Minecraft, Muslim men, palestine, Peace, pipe dream, scream, Server, Stability, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Warzones

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Taliban – the ultimate bad boys of the Minecraft world! These guys are not your average players, they are real Muslim men who know how to run a server in a based fashion.

Join our server and witness the chaos as the Taliban raise an army to take on the biggest challenge yet – freeing Palestine in Minecraft! Forget about building houses and farming, we’re here to start a revolution and fight for what’s right in the virtual world.

So why waste your time on peaceful servers when you can join the Taliban and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever? Say goodbye to boring Gulf nations and hello to warzones and excitement on our server. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

bad review, Communication Issues, customer service, emotional toll., family death, future couple, honest mistake, lack of communication, Minecraft, online review, personal circumstances, Server, vendor professionalism, venue selection, venue tour, wedding industry, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding season, wedding vendor, wedding venue, wedding websites, WeddingVendorDisaster

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!

Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.

So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!

NoFuneralNoRespawn

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, death, Difficult, emotional, Empathy, family, Friends, funerals, Grief, Guilt, Loss, mourning, NoFuneralNoRespawn, personal choice, relationships, self-care, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

BrokeButRich, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Greed, Happiness, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, philosophy, Poor, possessions, POVERTY, Quote, richness, Server, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	8145
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

addiction, Average, balance, Daily, digital age, Digital Detox, Edition, excessive use, habits, internet, mental health, normal, online behavior, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, Scrolling, Smartphone, social media, social-networking, SociaMine, Technology, Time, Time management

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, military withdrawal, Minecraft, NATO bid, occupied regions, peace agreement, peace talks, political negotiations, putin, Russian intervention, sanctions, Server, Truce, Ukraine, war-torn regions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!

BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!

Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished

assets, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical conflict, global politics, international relations, political tensions, punishment, putin, PutinsCraft, RETALIATION, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian economy, sanctions, theft, Ukraine, Unpunished, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1906	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow