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  • Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

    Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5378
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

    TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 9631
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 194 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2680
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3980 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 397
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 879
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 130 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 3481
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Votes: 2427 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 8095
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 699
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 35955 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 5440
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 471
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 236
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2421
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Alien Abductions: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 9279
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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