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Blocky Beef Banter

Assessment, attitude, banter, Beef, BELIEF, blocky, feeling, Impression, Interpretation, judgment, mutual perception, opinion, Perception, perspective, Regard, relationship, Respect, sentiment, think.., thought, Understanding, view, Viewpoint

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7604
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Animals Bred:	114	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their woolly overlords? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of pigs who are plotting to take over the entire server with their advanced technology and superior intelligence. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

Blocktopia: The Volumes Edition

bibliophile, blocktopia, Book Club, book lovers, bookish, books, bookshelf, bookworm, collection, Edition, Fiction, library, literary, Literature, Nonfiction, Novels, page-turner, reading, reading list, series, storytelling, Volumes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of explode? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, because why not? And did we mention that every full moon, the mobs throw a party and invite players to join in on the fun?

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Zombie Dance-Off” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” that poops out rare loot for anyone brave enough to approach it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT trap set by a mischievous player). Volumes awaits you, where the only thing crazier than the world itself is the players who inhabit it.

vanilla survival server Minecraft

Closed, Minecraft, Moscow time, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	6212	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	1205	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

if the server is closed, log in at 9 a.m. Moscow time

kowak.exaroton.me:49753

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP VS Hypixel

adventurers, anti-gods, Closed Beta, custom code, destiny, Enchantment, Epic saga, ethereal grace, FANTASY, Frontier, Gods, grand opus, Heroes, immortal tapestry, Legends, mages, MCMMO, Medieval, PvE, Roleplay, Shadow, Survival, tale in Caeda, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Hypixel	Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP
Massive player base	Unique medieval fantasy RP setting
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Custom Caeda Engine for immersive roleplaying experience
Frequent updates and events	Rich lore and diverse cultures in the continent of Ilias
Well-established server with professional staff	Enchanting magic system with enchanted items and relics
Free to play with optional in-game purchases	Focus on player-driven storytelling and character development
Competitive gameplay and leaderboards	Engaging community on Discord for roleplaying and interaction

Hypixel FAQ

Is Hypixel free to play?	Yes, Hypixel is free to play with optional in-game purchases available.
What kind of minigames does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Skywars, Bed Wars, and Murder Mystery.
Are there frequent events on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel hosts frequent events and updates to keep the player experience fresh.
How big is the player base on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a massive player base with thousands of players online at any given time.
Is there a way to interact with other players on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel has a bustling community and players can interact through chat, parties, and guilds.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP FAQ

What is the setting of Caeda?	Caeda is set in a unique medieval fantasy realm on the continent of Ilias, filled with rich lore and diverse cultures.
What is the Caeda Engine?	The Caeda Engine is a custom code system that enhances the roleplaying experience on the server, allowing for immersive storytelling and character development.
How does magic work in Caeda?	Magic in Caeda is bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enchanted items and relics, adding depth to the roleplaying experience.
Is Caeda focused on competitive gameplay?	Caeda is more focused on player-driven storytelling and character development, creating a collaborative and immersive roleplaying experience.
How can I get involved in the Caeda community?	Players can join the Discord community for Caeda to interact with other roleplayers, engage in storytelling, and participate in events.

SwitchCraft: Nintendo’s Countdown to Minecraft Madness!

#announcement, anticipation, console, countdown, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, madness, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Nintendo Direct, nintendo switch, Nintendo Switch 2, Nintendos, Reveal, Rumors, speculation, Switch, switch 2, SwitchCraft, Technology, update

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Nintendo to announce the Switch 2? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience the Switch 2 before it even exists! Our virtual world is so advanced, it’s like playing on a console from the future. Join us and be the envy of all your friends as you explore a world that Nintendo can only dream of. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on the Switch 2 before it’s even a reality!

Email Purge LOLZ Craft – Where ICP Threads Rule and Creativity Reigns Supreme!

Communication, Community, Conversation, Craft, creativity, data, Digital, discussion, email, email communication, email purge, forum threads, ICP, INFORMATION, internet, lolz, Messaging, online communication, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, Purge, REIGNS, rule, SUPREME, Technology, Threads

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Look no further, because our server has had 0 ICP (Internet Crazy Person) threads since the email purge! That’s right, no crazy rants or conspiracy theories here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few secret underground societies (shh, don’t tell anyone). Our community is full of quirky characters and wacky adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world). Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your daring exploits and outrageous antics. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Reunion SMP: Where you’ll never find a reset, but might find a chicken riding a pig. Coming soon 1.20.5!

1.20.5, ADMIN, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, chicken, Claims, Coming, cosmetic benefits, Economy, Find, Homes, market, Moderator, OWNER, pay to win, Pig, Player Economy, Ranks, Reset, reunion, Riding, Roles, salc1, Server Update, Shops, smp, Webstore, Youll, YouTuber

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8596
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/DXNQvtpjNe
Origins	This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community.
Vanilla	The server has claims, homes, and a player economy, but is still considered almost entirely vanilla.
Market	The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.
Ranks	We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /vip on the server.
Roles	Owner – Go_ing Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie Moderator – Neeser_, Nix_Quinn_Dem

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server without using Discord?

A: Yes, you can join the server without using Discord, but it is recommended to stay updated with the community and announcements.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: As long as you follow the server rules, you are free to build and play as you wish.

Q: How can I earn money on the server?

A: You can sell diamonds to the server for $100 each and also set up shops at spawn to sell items to other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Currently, there are no banned items, but any exploits or cheats will result in disciplinary actions.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can contact one of the moderators or admins in-game or on Discord to report any rule violations.

Blocky Banter Bunker

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crops Grown:	9409
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian arrest warrant for the Ukrainian President? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Putin himself would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being wanted by a major world power, just like Zelensky and Poroshenko! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have the adrenaline rush of evading arrest warrants?

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re dodging Russian spies or plotting a coup against your fellow players, the excitement never stops. So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure you have your lawyer on speed dial!

Blocky VHS Mania: The Ultimate Cave Adventure!

80s, 90s, Adventure, blocky, cave, classic films, collector’s item, Entertainment, film lover, Home decor, man cave, Mania, media room, movie collection, movie night, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, Throwback, Ultimate, vcr, vhs, video tapes, vintage, Wall

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4746	Farms Harvested:	341
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a VHS wall in a man cave – totally retro and totally awesome!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your very own man cave filled with VHS tapes of all your favorite 80s movies. Want to watch “The Goonies” while mining for diamonds? No problem! Need some inspiration from “Back to the Future” while crafting your next masterpiece? We got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a giant robot made entirely out of cassette tapes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the robot, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the VHS wall in my man cave madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TFMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, Bows, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, fletcher, imagination, Immersive, legendary weapons, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Portal, Professions, PvE, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, Smith, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Hypixel	TFMC
Popular and well-established server	Unique and immersive roleplay experience
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	Focus on creating and mastering professions
High player count and active community	Emphasis on storytelling and world-building
Frequent updates and events	Dedicated discord server for community interaction
Accessible to all types of players	Opportunity to unleash creativity and shape your own destiny

**FAQ:**

**1. Which server has a larger player base?** – Hypixel has a larger player base due to its popularity and well-established reputation in the Minecraft community.

**2. What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on Hypixel?** – Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes, catering to players of all interests and skill levels.

**3. How does TFMC differ from Hypixel?** – TFMC focuses on creating and mastering professions within a roleplay setting, allowing players to immerse themselves in storytelling and world-building.

**4. Which server has more frequent updates and events?** – Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and events, keeping gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

**5. Can I interact with the community on both servers?** – Both servers have dedicated platforms for community interaction, with Hypixel having in-game chat features and forums, while TFMC has a Discord server for communication and collaboration.