troll csgo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPlayground

90s, Advanced, Arcade, childhood memories, classic, console, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Impressive.., Nostalgia, PC, PixelPlayground, pixels, Retro, Technology, video games, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341

Remember when you used to think Minecraft was the pinnacle of graphic design? Well, prepare to have your mind blown all over again on our server! Our pixelated landscapes are so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the virtual grass. Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate nostalgia trip and relive the glory days of blocky graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of elite Minecraft ninjas who will banish any griefers or trolls to the Nether realm. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from harm and your gaming experience is troll-free.

So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who needs fancy graphics when you have Diamond Pigs and Minecraft ninjas? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, ground operation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavoc, international relations, intervention, Israel, july, Launch, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, Potential, Regional, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Emeralds Found:	5666	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runes Activated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and gain super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a dragon.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the craziest server ever!

CraftyCovidSummer

building, community transmission, Covid wave, CraftyCovidSummer, delta variant, healthcare system, healthcare workers, hospital admissions, ICU capacity, Infectious Disease, mask mandate, outbreak management, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, Rise, social distancing, Summer, Testing, vaccination, virus spread

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN levels! forget about the summer covid wave, we got hospital admissions to the land of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! build your own hospital and treat all the sick villagers with magical potions and enchanted golden apples! who needs real life when you can escape to our pixelated paradise? join now and let the good times ROLL!

TimeTravelGoneWrong!

Alternate Realities, Alternate universes, consequences, Disappearance, Existential, hypothetical, Multiverse, Mystery, Paradox, quantum physics, science fiction, speculation, speculative fiction, Temporal, temporal anomalies, theories, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelGoneWrong, unexplained phenomena, Vanishing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crops Grown:	9263	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where time travelers be poppin in and out like nobody’s business! we got time portals, alternate universes, and a whole lotta chaos goin on!

imagine you buildin your sick castle and suddenly a time traveler pops in and starts messin with your stuff. it’s like a prank war but with time travel!

and don’t even get me started on the alternate universes. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly. it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

so come join us on this wacky adventure where time travelers disappear and the only rule is there are no rules! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

SewageCraft: PhillyNYBoston

Boston, city infrastructure, climate change, climate crisis, coastal cities, coastal flooding, combined sewer systems, environmental impact, flooding risk, Floods, Infrastructure, new york, Older coastal US cities, Philadelphia, PhillyNYBoston, public health crisis, Sea Level Rise, Sewage, SewageCraft, Urban planning, wastewater management, water pollution

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Alien Abductions:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save philly, nyc and boston from being flooded with poop water! we need brave gamers to build massive sewage treatment plants and stop the impending doo-doo disaster. can you imagine fighting off hordes of zombie poop monsters? well, on our server, anything is possible! plus, you’ll get to ride giant poop-filled waves on your trusty poop surfboard. so come on, join us and be a hero in the battle against the stinky sea!

The Nitrogen Network: Where Creeper Explosions are Just Nitrogen Pops and Not Your Fault!

Active Staff, bedrock, build a town, Cosmetics, Creative, creeper, Custom Features, endless freedom, Events, explosions, Fault, form groups, friendly community, friendly-atmosphere, Growing Community, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, nitrogen, pops, QOL changes, Realms, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, wage wars

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Emeralds Found:	3277

Server Name	Nitrogen Network
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Features	Custom features, freedom for players
Activities	Form groups, wage wars, build towns, live peacefully
Joining Information	Add ‘NitrogenSMP’ as a friend or join at play.nitrogen.zone
Discord	discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

FAQs

How do I join the server?: You can add ‘NitrogenSMP’ as a friend or join directly at play.nitrogen.zone.
What kind of community does the server have?: We have a friendly and welcoming community that is always growing.
Are there any rules on the server?: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.
Can I suggest new features for the server?: Absolutely! We encourage players to make suggestions for features, QOL changes, cosmetics, and more.
How can I get involved in activities on the server?: You can form groups, wage wars, build towns, or live peacefully in the middle of nowhere. The possibilities are endless!

WestFall Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, cultural decline, double standards, ethical boundaries, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Infidelity, Minecraft, Misogyny, modern society, moral decay, relationships, Server, social commentary, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal norms, societal taboos, traditional values, western culture, western women, Westfall

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server! The west may have fallen, but our server is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. Join us as we explore the depths of insanity and uncover the truth behind why western women are like this. From scandalous affairs with man’s best friend to questionable relationships with offspring, our server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get crazy.

PupCraft Minecraft Server

Archive, Canine heritage, Canine records, dog, Dog ancestry, Dog archive, Dog breed information, Dog data, Dog documentation, Dog genealogy, Dog historical records, Dog history, Dog information, Dog library, Dog lineage, Dog museum, Dog preservation, Dog records, Dog research, Historical dog data, Long tail tags: Pet history, Minecraft, PupCraft, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Dog Archive! Why should you join? Because we have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can pit your Minecraft pets against each other for glory and prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dog King, a giant canine ruler who demands tribute in the form of bones and treats. If you can appease him, he may grant you special powers to use in the game.

And if that’s not enough, we also have a rare breed of flying dogs that you can ride around the server, soaring through the skies like a majestic pooch. So what are you waiting for? Join Dog Archive today and unleash the doggy madness!

DadCraft: NoGiftsNoProblem

acknowledgement, celebration, Communication, Conflict, DadCraft, Disappointment, Expectations, Family Reunion, Father’s Day, feelings, Forgotten, Gratitude, Kids, NoGiftsNoProblem, overreacting, quality time, special weekend, stress, travel, Wife

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a forgotten father on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to vent about your unappreciative family while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We understand the pain of being overshadowed by Mother’s Day celebrations and family reunions. That’s why our server is the perfect place to escape and let out your frustrations in a healthy and creative way. Build a giant “Happy Father’s Day” sign or create a secret lair where you can hide from your family’s neglect.

Don’t let your family’s lack of acknowledgment ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and find solace in the company of fellow forgotten fathers. Who needs a fancy meal or spa day when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Let’s turn those Father’s Day blues into building blocks of fun and adventure!

GrannyCraft: Paid Babysitting Services

Babysitting, caregiving, childcare, childcare benefits, eldercare, extended family, family bonding, family care, family leave, Family Support, grandkids, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, intergenerational support, paid, paid leave, paid time off, parental leave, Services, social policy, Sweden, Swedes, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	4621
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where grandparents get PAID to take care of their grandkids! That’s right, folks, we’re breaking boundaries here!

Join our server for a chance to witness the epic saga of Granny vs. Creeper, where Grandma Mildred takes on hordes of explosive mobs armed only with her knitting needles and a fierce determination to protect her precious grandbabies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Grandpa Bob, who single-handedly built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to impress his grandkids. And let’s not forget about Aunt Sally, who tamed a pack of wild wolves to protect her nephews and nieces from any pesky griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! Grandma-approved and Creeper-proof, this server is where the real fun begins. See you there, gamers!