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No Pain/All Gain in Minecraft SMP

Apathy, Dismissive, gain, humorless, insensitive responses, insensitivity, internet culture, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Meme culture, Minecraft, PainAll, Repetitive, smp, Suffering, trite responses, unamused, uncaring., unempathetic, unfeeling, unfeeling responses, unoriginal jokes, unoriginal meme, unoriginality

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8981	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring, unfunny memes? Are you looking for a place where suffering is not only accepted but encouraged? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old memes when you can have a whole server dedicated to making you laugh until you cry? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

30+ year old women, age difference, comparison, Confidence, DATING, Diamond, DIVAS, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal standards, women’s issues

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama from younger women on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who are 30+ years old! Why, you ask? Well, because we’ve found that older women are just better at everything – including building epic structures, slaying mobs, and brewing the dankest potions. Plus, they have way more life experience, so you know they’re not going to pull any sneaky griefing moves on you. So come join us and see for yourself why 30+ year old women rule the Minecraft world!

Mocked Minecraft SMP Player

anger, bullying, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coping mechanisms, emotional trauma, Empathy, grudge, hatred, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Mocked, personal boundaries, player, RETALIATION, Revenge, self esteem, self-control, smp, social dynamics, toxic behavior, unhealthy responses, violence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “The Unkillable One.” Legend has it that he once tried to kill everyone who mocked him, but he accidentally turned on creative mode instead and built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks. Now he roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to cross his path to a build battle. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of the ultimate builder? Join our server now and find out!

StitchCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, despised, embarrassed, furious, grown adults, Minecraft, pen, Psycho, Server, shade of grey, StitchCraft, stitching, stuffed toy, suspicion, Thread, Toy, Trust, turtle, worst person

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4627	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8586	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mines Excavated:	1091

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the weird and wonderful just like James and his stuffed turtle! Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasures inside random blocks, just like the surprise pen inside that turtle. Who knows what kind of bizarre secrets you’ll discover in our world?

But beware, if you mess with someone’s prized possessions, like James’s turtle, you might just end up in a feud over the shade of grey used for stitching. Our server is full of drama and excitement, just waiting for you to dive in and stir up some trouble.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find your own stuffed turtle to obsess over. Just remember, always ask permission before cutting it open!

FiancéFailsToDefendFriend

aita, deluded, Fiance, FiancéFailsToDefendFriend, Friend, friend group, Gamers, high school, hot, insecure, jealous, Justified, KIND, male validation, mean, not defending, passive aggressive, pick me girl, Rude, University

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2705
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	114

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is nonexistent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Zaira put Emma in her place during a dinner with friends.

Imagine a world where your fiancé’s savage comebacks are the highlight of the night, leaving everyone speechless and in awe. Witness the power of true love and a mean streak like no other as Zaira shuts down any potential threats to your relationship with her fiery words.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of watching drama unfold before your very eyes, all while enjoying some quality gaming time with your friends. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of Zaira’s epic takedowns!

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mines Excavated:	3829
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Emeralds Found:	5095
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1057

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	775082
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2684	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Star Shards Collected:	219	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!