TriState Minecraft Servers

TriState Minecraft Servers

  • Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

    Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 580
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Votes: 6244
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

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    Evo SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What is Evo SMP? Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
    How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers? Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
    What can players do on Evo SMP? Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
    How often do eras change on Evo SMP? Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
    How can I join Evo SMP? You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

    Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyJew Minecraft Server

    CraftyJew Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9432
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5747 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

    ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 5535
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 334 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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  • BlameCraft Minecraft Server

    BlameCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7902
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

    Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

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  • Pay4UrKidsMess

    Pay4UrKidsMess
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5956
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

    Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

    Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

    So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

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  • FantasyCraftMC

    FantasyCraftMC
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 3174
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

    PutinCraft: Baku Bound!
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 4243
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever

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  • WolvieUncutCraft

    WolvieUncutCraft
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 6784
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

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    join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

    why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

    but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

    so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

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  • ”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”

    ”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 3552
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

    But fear not, for our server is also home to the magical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds at every turn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Just be sure to bring a fire extinguisher!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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