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BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	1160
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magic Items Found:	2607	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	1988	Buildings Constructed:	38

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	8941
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3442
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!